Whenever I Tell My Friends I’m Never Invited To Their Parties, The Only Answer I Get Is ‘oh I Never

whenever i tell my friends i’m never invited to their parties, the only answer i get is ‘oh i never get invited either, you know.. there was just this one time when-’

bitch you’re the one planning the parties and you’re invited to other people’s so just be honest and tell me you don’t like me instead of being such an asshole

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3 years ago

my life was literally falling apart and then for no reason it just started getting much better in only a few days wtf

like.. i met a guy that’s being very kind to me and he sent me a meme saying i was cute, also my crush sent me something really useful for my exams and told me to take care, also for the first time in months i managed to work so i might get better grades and i’ve just been told that i’ll be able to study what i really want to study next year

i’m trying not to cry but i’ve been screaming for half an hour because i can’t believe this is truly happening omg

3 years ago

lost a few friends, found some real ones, shared a beer, got drunk, learned to know my friend, my crush said hi to me for once and i found out my drunk art is better than my usual art

maybe that’s what we call a great day


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4 years ago

Me: this is great!!! I finally have time to write! I can make some progress!

Me:

Me: This Is Great!!! I Finally Have Time To Write! I Can Make Some Progress!
6 years ago

James: Who ate my leftovers?!

Sirius: Who ate my brother’s ass?

James, blushing: ...Okay. *Leaves quickly*

3 years ago

me: *comes home from class and waits for the elevator*

random guy: *quietly says hi as i get in the elevator*

my brain: we know him

me: cool, who is he?

brain: no idea

me: but you just said-

brain: hey look, he's going to the same floor as you

me: oh yeah, maybe that's where i saw him

me: *gets out of the elevator and walks to my apartment only to realize the random guy lives in the apartment right in front of mine*

brain: oh funny, he's your neighbor

me: you bitch


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6 years ago

draco: you’re late

harry: you’re handsome

draco: you’re forgiven

5 years ago
First Try For My New Art Homework

First try for my new art homework

I’m a loser


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4 years ago

just logged out of instagram and i told people i was feeling out of place, i'm always left behind

and i know i'm gonna receive a lot of dms like 'hey you know i'm here for you' and all and i know they mean it but i don't need fake people that show up when i tell them i'm giving up, i need real people that can see i'm just falling apart and all i need is some real and honest company, a word, a smile, a look, anything


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4 years ago

feel your heart crack open and let your blood meet your tears


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3 years ago

xjdindjsisj the cute guy from the party texted me again and said i was allowed to draw him aaaaaaah


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