Dear Tumblr, Please Enjoy Some Pyro Art.

me every single day brotha

Ah yes my favorite music genre: lovecraftian chanting

Just ate the most disappointing taco

I am completely obsessed with this image because I always read it as all caps "SEX" like in some kind of meme not fucking SFX I cant this is too funny to me

Jonny: yeah the Toy Soldier is doing fine

TS: *sings the most horrifying beautiful, tear filled song about the dehumanization of constant violence and war, and the never ending cycle that is pointless conflict.*

Jonny: yeah anyway Bertie fucking died lmao what a loser

Recruit in need of medical assistance!

Ahhh yessss the canonically impossible interaction between the resistance and Chell, I love that

(Also I noticed that I forgot the black mesa logo on Alyx' shirt only after posting this, so let's just pretend it's there- )

NO OEDIPUS WATCH OUT !! YOURE NOT AN ORPHAN AND YOU SHOULDNT MARRY THAT WOMAN OHHH MY GOD HE HAS AIRPODS IN HE CANT HEAR ME OHH MY GOD WATCH OUT OEDIPUS !!!!

"just this once, there could be a happy ending" AND THERE WAS! congratulations to the wild west polycule because love wins

do you think the toy soldier (the mechanisms) enlisted in dr. steel's military at some point in time