Self Care Is Putting Off The Mission Where U Rescue Micah From Strawberry For As Long As Humanly Possible

the mechanisms: you now have an emotional attachment to these space lesbians

me: ok

the mechanisms: do you promise to love them

me: yes of course

the mechanisms: THE LESBIANS ARE NOW IN MORTAL PERIL

me: 😭

I LOVE THEM. WITH MY WHOLE HEART AND LIVER.

i think there needs to be more love for Captian Joseph Robert Mathia the holder of the g.r.a.i.l. he makes me genuinely very sad. he shows up for one song goes into cryogenic slumber wakes up gets shot. and i love him. I miss you Joseph Robert Mathia

I’m sick of ace people being infantilized by our parents and society.

“Have you just not met the right person?” “But you said you found them attractive?” “But what about your partner?” “Oh you must be so innocent and pure!” “Why do you still live alone?” “Are you really still a virgin?” “But I want grandkids!” “But you make sex jokes all the time?” “How do you know if you haven’t tried it?” “Don’t give up on sex after just one bad experience!” “Ace people don’t exist.” “Maybe you were just assaulted and you’re scared to try again.” “I’m sure that will change as you get older.”

Literally shut the fuck up.

I am so normal about ms Jessica Law’s music. So normal about Dagon Lake. So normal about Raising the Dead! So normal about Littlest Libertine. So normal about the Mermaid’s Revenge. So normal about Lotus Eaters. So normal about Narcissus Under the Knife. So normal about

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"I'm having Jonathan Sims brainrot right now" I say, as though every single moment of my life isn't already one big eternal Jonathan Sims brainrot