I Need A Shitty Inspirational Poster That Says "any Window With A Hammer Is Also An Emergency Exit."

*taps mic. clears throat* snorkmaiden

*crowd cheering, people throwing roses on stage*

Fuck you, Out didn’t happen.

Oh? Nastya had a breakdown and tried to leave via airlock? No she didn’t. Jonny and her had hot chocolate.

Nastya argued with Jonny? Nope. They hugged and made cake.

Nastya doesn’t love Aurora anymore because she thinks her girlfriend is dead? Hm, no. That didn’t happen. They kissed very lovingly because women.

the mechanisms: you now have an emotional attachment to these space lesbians

me: ok

the mechanisms: do you promise to love them

me: yes of course

the mechanisms: THE LESBIANS ARE NOW IN MORTAL PERIL

me: 😭

This is basically the game yeah

You're a Federation civilian in Star Trek. You risked your life to fare space, and Starfleet officers will sacrifice anything for your safety. Were they to fail, the captain will make a passionate speech about how you were an exemple of bravery and resilience.

You're an earth civilian in Doctor Who. A cyberman chop your head off while you're on your way to the grocery store. It's aired live on BBC news

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charon!!! throw it back!!!

Sometimes a blorbo isn’t even from my shows. Sometimes a blorbo is from a story band narrated by immortal space pirates. Sometimes a blorbo is a disgraced scientist trying to discover a cure for a horrible disease and was tricked by a god into briefly marrying his mom

no the most tragic, gut-wrenching, heartbreaking moment in rdr2 is when arthur refuses a corset from algernon wasp