“My Own Mother Thought I Was A Monster.” 

Are you sure you have never seen dinosaurs

Are you insinuating I go outside?

found this gem in my google docs

The Red Paladin // Keith Kogane

Drawing backgrounds? Not in my good Christian suburbs.

I won't pay $1 for an app, but I will spend well over $15 on a nice looking journal

Teacher: and it appears that you are the only one that got this problem right out of the whole class

Me:

Je ne dab pas

Tu ne dabs pas

Il/elle/on ne dab pas

Nous ne dabons pas

Vous ne dabez pas

Ils/elles ne dabent pas

Je dab

Tu dabs

Vous dabez

Nous dabons

Il/elle dab

Ils/elles/on dabent

I just want Viktor Nikiforov to wink at me

look, say what you will, but aesthetically, i just think baz is a slytherin/ravenclaw and simon is a hufflepuff/gryffindor. i can't accept their both being hufflepuffs. have you never read drarry? do you understand the literary value of having two characters from opposing houses falling in love? the tension! the intrigue! their always being 5 seconds away from starting a fight and 2 seconds away from finishing it with a "make me" followed by a punch or a kiss.

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when i was a kid my parents bought me an inflatable doll of the Scream by Edvard Munch (??) that was significantly taller than i was at the time and i used to slow-dance with it and pretend it was my boyfriend. It had its hands attached to its head obviously so it felt like he was always a bit horrified to be forced to dance with me