If Hozier Is An Ancient God Living In The Woods, Then Tamino Is A God Living In The Desert By An Oasis

What’s your proof?

Bread is pain.

A wild Keith has appeared! 🍇

Simon, looking for Baz in the catacombs, casting finding spells: Come Out, Come Out, Wherever You Are!

Baz: I’m Gay!

Simon: Weird flex, but okay.

Carry On Alternative Ending:

It's the Summer before Eighth year again. Baz isn't kidnapped by numptites. The visitings never happen. The political climate is deteriorating as is Simon's and Baz's relationship. Simon and Agatha are still together.

Needless to say, nothing in Carry On happens.

The year goes on as the ones before it, and before they know it, Simon and Baz are having their big fight. Simon has Baz on the ground, and he's holding his swordtip over Baz's heart. Simon can't read his face, though there's a tear slipping down Baz's face. A few feet away, on either sides of Simon and Baz are Penny, Agatha, Dev, and Niall.

"Do it," Baz says.

Simon grimaces, his brow furrowed. He looks troubled. Baz can't understand why. "I never wanted it to come to this."

Simon brings his sword down through Baz's chest.

"I love you," Baz says at the same time that Simon says "I'm sorry."

Simon drops his sword, and collapses onto the ground, just as the sun falls beneath the horizon. Before he knows what's happening, the ground is spinning out from below him and he feels as if he's being taken somewhere.

He opens his eyes and comes face to face with a 15 year old Baz.

They've been granted a second chance.

Vincent // Charlotte

Today I bring you my OCs Vincent and Charlotte. Tomorrow? Who knows. Anyways, they’re vampires and they live in a victorian mansion together. There’s a story to all of this, I just haven’t figured it out. Vincent plays the piano and Charlotte does witchcraft. That’s all you have to know.

No offense but I'm so glad tumblr doesn't show people what I like unlike [cough] twi- [cough] twitte-

i remember i was once reading this nicoxwill fic on wattpad in 2015ish and the last chapter wasn’t coming out. fast forward two years and lo and behold the last chapter emerges. that was a good day. moral of the story is, patience young grasshopper 

Are you sure you have never seen dinosaurs

Are you insinuating I go outside?

So... I decided to rewatch Voltron. Here are some of my favorite stills of Keith (forever my favorite character <3)

The Battle of Hogwarts, but no wands. Nerf or nothing.