Watched All Three Sonic Movies And Then Binged The First Two Seasons Of White Lotus In A Complete Daze

Okay, Clarice.

Thinking about how Jessica would probably give this to Chani after saying the most heinous, esoteric shit

more people remember zendaya is meechee than the actual name of the film she was in

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE • 1.04 // 2.05 Assad Zaman as "Rashid"/Armand

I sent your golden retriever boyfriend to a dog shelter BTW he was really annoying while you were gone.Sorry

the fact that shakespeare was a playwright is sometimes so funny to me. just the concept of the "greatest writer of the English language" being a random 450-year-old entertainer, a 16th cent pop cultural sensation (thanks in large part to puns & dirty jokes & verbiage & a long-running appeal to commoners). and his work was made to be watched not read, but in the classroom teachers just hand us his scripts and say "that's literature"

just...imagine it's 2450 A.D. and English Lit students are regularly going into 100k debt writing postdoc theses on The Simpsons screenplays. the original animation hasn't even been preserved, it's literally just scripts and the occasional SDH subtitles.txt. they've been republished more times than the Bible

-From The Collected Histories of Duncan Idaho by The Princess Irulan

this can't be possible

Reading the Silmarillion, the elves seem so active and full of life.They’re always doing things. When you get to the Lord of the Rings, they just seem so tired. Elrond holds a meeting and then he’s out. Galadriel has some guests stay with her. They’re so done. They just wanna leave.