Another Version Of Me

Society if tom cruise was allowed to be a fag

Going straight for the jugular.

I hate wasted potential.

The neighbors upstairs are having sex and the sounds she’s making are so fake. Girl you do not have to try that hard.

9/11 is a really difficult day for people my age.

Our main experience of 9/11 has been through jokes/memes.

Like, I know it was used as rhetoric to start the Iraq war, but it was still OBJECTIVELY a HORRIBLE tragedy. And now anytime someone says “9/11” I get all giggly, and I don’t know if people older than me understand.

Having ADHD is like:

Oh no! THE PILE has swallowed my phone.

*digs around on all fours like a feral hound*

If I saw Gale of Waterdeep in real life I would shoot to kill.

Rest in peace James Fitzjames, I’m sorry you were eaten by your crew. You should’ve been at the club.

Okay, Clarice.