Guys. Do You Also Hallucinate Your Ex Husband Wearing A Wedding Band While You're 70+ Years Deep In Your

Just punch me in the face why don’t you?

I am the pinnacle of mental health

Shedding actual tears over this fucking rat man, so despicable and alone,, I hope he gets a hug soon

Wow. Can’t believe Queen Elizabeth cranked her last Soulja Boy. Blessed to be a part of such a seminal moment in world history.

Rest In Peace bitch.

I am once again in the computer angel’s thrall… hmmm…

9/11 is a really difficult day for people my age.

Our main experience of 9/11 has been through jokes/memes.

Like, I know it was used as rhetoric to start the Iraq war, but it was still OBJECTIVELY a HORRIBLE tragedy. And now anytime someone says “9/11” I get all giggly, and I don’t know if people older than me understand.

BOSS! THEY’RE DOING IT AGAIN! THEY’RE HUMANIZING THE CORPORATE ENTITY!

It’s cunt, Jim. But not as we serve it.