The Cunty Little Suit Thing In The Intro

Lord of the rings

I present to you: this blessed group.

They look like father and son :)

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH 🦅🇺🇸

Finally announced! Now people can stop worrying!!

A targeted attack

“Every time you think about the fruity vampire, your lifespan decreases 10 seconds.”

the fact that shakespeare was a playwright is sometimes so funny to me. just the concept of the "greatest writer of the English language" being a random 450-year-old entertainer, a 16th cent pop cultural sensation (thanks in large part to puns & dirty jokes & verbiage & a long-running appeal to commoners). and his work was made to be watched not read, but in the classroom teachers just hand us his scripts and say "that's literature"

just...imagine it's 2450 A.D. and English Lit students are regularly going into 100k debt writing postdoc theses on The Simpsons screenplays. the original animation hasn't even been preserved, it's literally just scripts and the occasional SDH subtitles.txt. they've been republished more times than the Bible

When you’re yelling at me, this is who you’re yelling at btw:

Neither of those things happened and he was just a total fucking disappointment to his kids boo

Catholic funeral tonight!! Kendall on his knees!! Kendall doing sign of the cross!!