“Thank You For Your Time And Consideration”

guys. do you also hallucinate your ex husband wearing a wedding band while you're 70+ years deep in your current relationship with the love of your life or are you normal???

watched the terror during Arctic Blast Week

San Francisco, 1973

Absolutely losing my shit over this diabetes advert I saw in the UK.

the fact that shakespeare was a playwright is sometimes so funny to me. just the concept of the "greatest writer of the English language" being a random 450-year-old entertainer, a 16th cent pop cultural sensation (thanks in large part to puns & dirty jokes & verbiage & a long-running appeal to commoners). and his work was made to be watched not read, but in the classroom teachers just hand us his scripts and say "that's literature"

just...imagine it's 2450 A.D. and English Lit students are regularly going into 100k debt writing postdoc theses on The Simpsons screenplays. the original animation hasn't even been preserved, it's literally just scripts and the occasional SDH subtitles.txt. they've been republished more times than the Bible

Peter Parker in my fucking bath

Has anyone bought the officially licensed IWTV coffin yet ? Just wondering.

And nobody’s gonna help her?

i use flipaclip btw and i cant think of a caption my stomach hurts

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH 🦅🇺🇸

Finally announced! Now people can stop worrying!!