Alexsmrdis-blog - What Am I Supposed To Do Here

The Simpsons AU where Homer is in pain

my two favorite pathetic spacemen

Garage: Bad Dream Adventure (1999)

Garage is a surreal and nightmarish point & click adventure inspired by the works of Carl Jung, developed by Kinotrope and published by Toshiba-EMI in 1999.

Garage - This weird machine is said to create a bizarre dark world by working on the subject's subconscious mind.

You are thrown into a weird world by this machine. Can you escape from it?

LOOK AT My FUCKING Borg band fuck yes siiir

Fuck it my character is now happily assimilated. "Resistance will be annihilated" yes go off queen you are so right

Assimilate those starfleet assholes who are trying to take your cunty piercings away

i'll have what i'm having

Gender neutral ways to address a crowd:

❌ Ladies and Gentlemen

❌ Gays, gals and nonbinary pals

✅ Attention Bajoran workers

"hi welcome to McDonald's what can I get for you?"

"Yeah can I get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?"

"absolutely, do you want the Meal or just the sandwich?"

"uuuuuh hold on"

*fishes my wallet out of my pocket*

"miles what do I do."

"get the fries, lad. youll need the energy in the coming days."

*stuffs wallet back in my pocket*

"uhh yes please the meal would be great"