The Transgender Urge To Become This Man Is Insane

AGRH I LOVE THEM SM OH MY FUCKING GODDDDD

okay so here's a prompt. Use whichever ship you think it will work for. "We are both terrible with horror movies and during a jump scare we accidentally smack each other in the face. “Oh shit your nose is bleeding!”

Bobbi’s hand closed around Fitz’s wrist for the third time, swallowing a gasp as her heart pounded faster. She would have been more embarrassed about the whole thing except she felt him tensing and heard his gasps each time the television belted out the sounds of another jump scare. 

“Christ,” she heard Fitz say under his breath. In any other circumstances, she might have laughed.

Except this movie was scary as shit and while she’d been putting on a brave face for the sake of her reputation, Bobbi was capital-s Struggling to hold it together. The only thing anchoring her to the couch was Fitz’s warm thigh pressed to hers and his ankle tangled with hers under the throw blanket they’d draped over their laps.

The girl on screen managed to dodge the killer and run up a flight of stairs to her would-be escape, but lo and behold there was an accomplice waiting for her behind a door. It didn’t matter that she saw it coming, the loud music combined with the girl’s scream made Bobbi jump and her arms came up to clutch at her chest.

Fitz jumped at the same time and they collided with an audible smack. Pain registered in Bobbi’s brain about a half a second before she felt it in her hand. She was confused until she heard Fitz make a noise and bring his hands up to cover his face.

“Oh, shit!” she gasped. “Fuck, I’m so sorry!”

“No worries!” Fitz managed out with his fingers pinched around the bridge of his nose. “Really, it’s fine. But maybe we should, er, turn the movie off?”

Bobbi snatched the remote and paused the film. She turned back to Fitz, mouth already forming another apology, but swore when she saw the drops of red on his shirt. “Oh, hell, Fitz! I made you bleed!”

Fitz groaned and leaned forward, spreading his legs with his elbows on his knees. Bobbi reached over for a box of tissues on the coffee table, swearing repeatedly as she offered him a few. “Aren’t you supposed to tilt your head back, not forward?”

“Common misconception,” Fitz said, his voice all nasally. “You actually want to lean forward to let the blood drain out. I’ll be alright, just gimme a minute.”

Bobbi groaned and rubbed her hands over her face. This was not the movie night she’d been envisioning. She’d invited Fitz over to get him out of the lab, to have a few beers and to maybe finally plant one on him like she’d been dying to do for weeks. Instead, she’d fucked it up by letting him pick a damn scary movie and now she’d made him bleed.

Good going, Barbara.

Fitz seemed to sense her despair because he lifted his head, bloody tissue still pressed to his nose. She knew he was smiling, not because she could see his mouth behind the tissue, but because she could see the way his eyes crinkled at the corners.

“Sorry,” he said. “I’m just not the greatest with horror films.”

Bobbi’s eyebrows furrowed together. “But you’re the one who picked the movie.”

Fitz turned pink from his ears down to his neck. God, he was adorable. “Well, yes. I thought, um, I thought maybe…” 

The stumbling only made him more adorable. “Thought what, Fitz?”

“I thought that, uh, well…” Fitz dabbed at his nose with the tissue and crumpled it up in his fist when he was satisfied that he wasn’t bleeding anymore. “Mack mentioned that you get scared with horror movies. I just thought if we were going to watch one together, maybe you’d get jumpy enough to need some, uh, comfort.”

Oh. Oh. Oh, Jesus Christ, he really was the cutest thing she’d ever seen. 

“You picked a horror movie because you knew I’d get scared and you wanted to hold me when I did?” Bobbi’s smile was so wide that her eyes squinted with the force of it. 

Fitz only seemed to turn more red. “It’s stupid. It’s dumb, I’m sor-”

Bobbi surged forward and grabbed him by the back of the neck to pull him in for a kiss. The angle was all wrong and she was pretty sure he got some blood on her, but the dazed smile on his face when they broke apart made it worth it.

“Not that stupid,” Bobbi said. “But next time, let’s just pick a comedy and call it good.”

“Yeah, yeah. Next time.” Fitz agreed eagerly, his fingers already weaving into her hair to pull her mouth to his again.

she's so ? reall but i love her

I never clocked how ridiculous it is when Aubrey says, "Beca I'm glad you're here." as if she wasn't sitting at Beca's desk.

"Oh, Beca, funny seeing you here."

SHE LIVES THERE AUBREY!

i was gonna say "i support women's rights but i also support women's wrongs" but my babygurl ain't do NOTHING wrong i repeat she's innocent and deserved so much more

this scene is actually very special to me the fact that she came back to save him means so much

daisy: i give up. im so tired.

jemma: quick, get the emergency supply!

mack: *carries yoyo and places her in front of daisy*

yoyo: *smiles*

daisy: AND IM BACK BABY LET'S GOOOOOOO

Maddie: Oooh, somebody has a crush on Eddie! Buck: That's funny. I don't. It's not like I stay up at night, lying awake thinking about him. *the next day* Buck, with eyebags: This is your fault. Maddie: You're welcome.

theyre so adorable

Criminal Minds | 5.03 | The Reckoner

Flight Attendant: Before we take off, please ensure that all your small items are safe and secured.

The Buckley-Han's, looking at Maddie:

Maddie, realising: What?

Chimney: Are you secure?

Maddie: What?

Buck: Are you safe?

Maddie:

Maddie: First of all, fuck you both.

literally me rn

you know how it is

they sure did.

so..... did blake and erin Fuck. im getting Vibes(TM)