CUTIE POOKIE

this scene is actually very special to me the fact that she came back to save him means so much

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Alex Blake & David Rossi Criminal Minds 8.22

penelope: hey em, hotch just called, he wants to go on a second date with you

emily: pen that's not funny

penelope: oh okay...

penelope starts dancing in an ridiculous way, and says singing: uh.. hotch just called, he wants to go on a second date with you!!

emily: oh my god penelope, you better be serious!

penelope: YOU JUST TOLD ME TO BE FUNNY!

not to b a whore, but when i say that alex blake, jennifer jareau n emily prentiss can take turns folding me like a pretzel n putting me thru the mattress, i mean that w everything in me.

coulson: so explain to me how you two got into a car accident

yoyo: well, we were driving and there was a deer on the road and daisy didn’t notice it, so i said “margarida, deer!”

may: and???

yoyo: tell them what you said daisy

daisy: “yes, dear?”

aubrey: can i call you minute?

chloe: hm.. what?

aubrey: I MEan without the ut

*attempt to wink seductively*

beca: SHE'S TRYING TO FLIRT? *explodes in laughter*

stacie: OH MY god this is so sweet, somebody take a picture of this PLEASE

aubrey: i hate you ALL

*tries to leaves but chloe doesn't let her*

chloe: YES, yes you hm can call me yours, i mean mine but like you're calling me mine bc im yours and you-

aubrey: I WILL, call you uh mine

*chloe blushes deeply*

stacie: JUST KISS ALREADY jesus

its 1 am im graduating tomorrow and im laughing my ass off with this chaubrey fanfic where chloe wants to tell without telling aubrey that shes in love with her and ask BECA for help ITS SO FUCKING FUNNY I CAAAAAAANT

Criminal Minds 8.22 | #6

bobby: i read on a website that if you're in a room with more than five people there's a good chance the majority of them won't be straight, that's interesting, isn't it?

edmundo “i began to fighting just to feel male bodies against mine because i couldn't talk to my best friend anymore” diaz:

evan “im madly in love with my best friend but i don't have the courage to say anything to him” buckley:

henrietta “im literally a lesbian with a wife and kids” wilson:

karen “im standing side by side with my wife” wilson:

howard “i used to have a crush on bruce willis when i was a child ... but in a bro way” han:

maddie “my type is women who can kill me and kill you and men who are too stupid to do both” buckley:

may “have you ever feel like kissing girls?” grant:

athena: you do notice that the room became strangely silent after you said that, right?

bobby confused: ...yes? what happened?

athena looks at everyone:

athena: nothing 😊