Im Just Obsessed With Her Your Honor

Criminal Minds | 5.03 | The Reckoner

emma: when i was 15, i went to camp and a kid shoved a pen up his ass to impress a girl

emma: it got stuck and he had to go to the hospital to have it removed

regina: was the girl impressed though?

zelena: i would be

i love my gf

We need to talk about the fact that Alex Blake is canonically very kinky.

Season 8 Episode 13

Rossi: The undub sold his paintings to this place? (BDSM dungeon)

Alex: Reminds me of the 80's.

Rossi: Do I even wanna know?

Alex:

Alex: Probably ;)

HELLO?! WHY IS SHE SO MOMMY

What movies will the BAU be seeing?

Hotch: Oppenheimer but he's seeing Barbie against his will.

Rossi: Oppenheimer but he secretly wants to see both.

Penelope: Barbie

Luke: Barbie

Derek: Barbie

Tara: Oppenheimer then Barbie

Reid: Is only reading the movie scripts

Alex: Barbie then Oppenheimer

Emily: Oppenheimer then Barbie

JJ: She is going to watch Barbie but she will be sneaking into Oppenheimer for the Florence Pugh scene. Elle is in on it.

Elle: Barbie

Gideon: Does not believe in movies.

chloe: oooh, somebody has a crush on beca!

aubrey: that's funny. i don't tho. it's not like i stay up at night, lying awake thinking about her.

*the next day*

aubrey, with eyebags: this is your fault.

chloe: You're welcome.

rossi: so i was thinking-

alex: dont.

rossi: okay...

*five minutes later*

reid: so i was thinking-

alex: you were? im so proud of you!! tell me more about it!

rossi: are you kiDDING ME?

this is actually the gayest non-gay show I've ever seen in my life. what the hell

# idiots in denial

this scene is actually very special to me the fact that she came back to save him means so much

i love the fact that they always fight like a married couple but still is the most platonic friendship in the show so far

“yeah but you did imply that he was gonna be grilled for an eternity on the devil’s barbecue 💀💀💀”

casey novak they could never make me hate your sassy lesbian ass