rossi: what's the craziest thing you've ever done sober?
alex: got married
penelope: what's the best thing you've ever done drunk?
alex: got divorced
*derek gives alex a high five*
jj: i got you gurl
CRIMINAL MINDS rewatch — Season 9
domestic garceid <3
Oh, you love me and I love you. I know I flirt with Derek, but that’s like an animal bl*od in the nostrils type of thing. What we have is a pure transcendent blueberry-filled–
Garcia and Reid hanging out
spencer: i have a joke
derek: oh no
jj sighs heavily:
rossi lean back in his chair:
penny takes a deep breath:
hotch raise his tired gaze:
alex: why ar–
spencer: i only know 25 letters of the alphabet!
alex: this doesn't make sense, how do yo–
spencer: i dont know Y!
rossi leaves the room:
jj let out a sad laugh:
derek get up and leave with penny:
hotch gives spencer a slight smile and sighs before leaving:
spencer with a confused look: didn't you understand? it wasn't a good joke?
alex: no! it was.. great, spence, very, very.. well thought
i love the fact that they always fight like a married couple but still is the most platonic friendship in the show so far
“yeah but you did imply that he was gonna be grilled for an eternity on the devil’s barbecue 💀💀💀”
casey novak they could never make me hate your sassy lesbian ass
THE COLOR SWITCH???????? HELLO THIS IS GFS BEHAVIOR
Still by eachothers side!
*emily comes running and arrives at Hotch out of breath*
emily: HELP ME!
hotch: what's going on?
emily: hmm, you know i was having a girls' night with jj and garcia, right?
hotch nods:
emily: well... jj asked me to do her eyebrows, you know, nothing major...
hotch: emily...
emily: i just forgot to mention that i don't know how to do eyebrows...
hotch: ... you didn't
emily: i did.
jj comes from behind, eyebrowless and with a furious look: EMILY PRENTISS
i love them so bad (emily is me when im losing)
Emily: [flips monopoly board over] Hotch: Prentiss! Emily: This is why your wife is dead Reid: Emily! Emily: This is why your girlfriend is dead Morgan: Emily: This is why you’re bald Morgan: I DIDNT SAY SHIT!
WHICH EPISODE IS THIS
Emily…. It’s not subtle… JJ…. It’s even less subtle
emily: tell me something that i dont know
stacie: the sentence "are you as bored as i am?" can be said backwards, and still make sense
emily: am i as- STACIE YOU'RE A GENIUS!
*stacie blushing immediately*
beca: oh god they do match each other freak
aubrey: it's kinda cute tho
chloe: pleASE IT'S ADORABLE