Growing Up With Really Strict Parents Is Crazy, Man, Because Why Do I Have To Teach All Of My Friends

Growing up with really strict parents is crazy, man, because why do I have to teach all of my friends without strict parents how to lie and keep a secret? Like…girl. 🤨

They're going to find out if you keep acting as if people can't see you, talk, and end in their ears. Precaution. Ninja skills. Adapt to your surroundings.

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I like Wuthering Heights because it basically says, "Yeah, you can have a soul mate. But he's basically the worst. That says a lot about you." Like all the other soul mate shit presents the idea that you have your perfect other half. Nuh uh. Your other half is gonna be exactly as rotten as you. And it's gonna piss you off. Seeing all your worst flaws up close and personal ain't so nice now, is it?


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Nelly Dean (to Heathcliff): Who knows but your father was Emperor of China, and your mother an Indian queen?

Emerald Fennell: ... and that could mean nothing


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people who get excited about stars, moons and sunsets are my kind of people

just leaving it here...

Doesn't bother me...

at all...

idc...

i swear...

me seeing that my fav character barely/doesn’t have any fanfics OR imagines

Me Seeing That My Fav Character Barely/doesn’t Have Any Fanfics OR Imagines

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If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading


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people baffle me sometimes. someone made a whole video going “calling what rhys did to feyre sa negates the circumstances of the situation.” so I said that drugging someone is under the definition of assault.

they go “okay that’s your opinion.” ??? it’s quite literally the definition LMFAOO.

they “love” feyre so much but then ignore assault that has happened to her because it was from rhys and he was in a hard spot too :(

Absolutely nothing beats Valentine's parenting strategy of "this is my good son who I keep in the house and my evil son who I keep in the shed. They're both named Jonathan"


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my mind instantly drew a parallel with Jace and his falcon here.

My Mind Instantly Drew A Parallel With Jace And His Falcon Here.
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Just a writer who loves too many fandoms. But who can blame me? I'm a sucker for art, classic and for charachters with a bow that have as many issues as me, 'cause what is life if you don't have a hoard of suffering archers behind u? My main fandoms are TMI (the mortal instruments), TDA, TLH and any artwork created by my one and only Queen Cassie, LOTR, Dune, Percy Jackson, The Dragon Prince bcs I would die for Ruthari, Brooklyn 99, ACOTAR, Iron Flame, TVD, GG (xoxo), and any form of classics (Razumikhin's, Raskolnikov's and Holden's love child) and probably many more fandoms that I can't remember rn but will once I close this.All hail Lana del Rey, KoL, The Smiths, Fiona Apple , TV girl, Marina and all my underrated bby's who should be at the top.xoxo

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