Hunnybuns, Cupcake, Sugarpie, Strudlemuffin.... STOP BEING PROUD OF YOUR IGNORANCE, YOU'RE EMBARASSING

You know you're blocked when you start eyeing the pàlinka and țuică on your mom's shelf because you don't know how to continue the plot because you just wanna get to that one scene you imagined two weeks ago.

JOMPBPC 1/5/25 so funny

A pirates life for tea by Rebecca Thorne dedication page

How do I explain to my mother that writing is the most freeing thing that has ever been gifted to me, and the fantasy world that I invented is the best thing to fangirl over and that Charlie and Nerine ARE the IT couple without sounding like I just sniffed 4 rows of cocaine and five glasses of wine and a whole vodka?

my toxic trait is thinking i would be immune to valentine's manipulation tactics and able to see through his bullshit and not be brainwashed into joining his cult

i know full well the guy would be able to clock my trauma from a 10 meter radius and he would exploit the fuck out of it but a girl can dream

History is just such an amazing thing, it just helps you get closer to your own history and culture and how your land evolved...and how America really hasn't grown too much since the XVII century.

alec and clary's friendship has truly come a long way considering that it started by alec insisting a demon committed suicide just to deny the fact that clary killed it

people: do you like (character)?

me, a little unhinged about said character: He’s fine. He’s alright.

Everyone knows that one girl that constantly pulls the "women support women"

Until it's their celebrity crushes gf.

Then she's a "bitch" and should die. Then their ig is a diary for them to leave their hate.

Make it make sense, because it's always those hated women that have their own degrees and well paid jobs and could very happily live alone with 50 cats.

Don't sell away feminism, empathy, and respect for a man that will literally never even meet you. Nobody will fall in love with you for hating on their loved ones.

Women respect and protect all women, whether you like them or not. Being a fair, decent person isn't an in and out choice. You either are. Or are not.

The fact that Matt Daddario is gorgeous and makes my knees weak on the daily aside: - he is so good? He loves animals so much? Like when was the last time that you saw a man dedicate so much time and attention to cows and dogs and even slugs? Like I’m pretty sure if he wasn’t an actor, he would work at the animal shelter or have his own farm - I CAN’T UNSEE THAT PIC WHERE HE HOLDS A TINY BIRD? SO SMALL, SO GENTLE, ACTUAL REAL LIFE SNOW WHITE - he loves his girlfriend so much??? He and Esther are goals. They are so cute and they are clearly so comfy with each other and so supportive of each other? - he loves making food for other people? So pure - he understands alec and took the time to analyse his motivations and personality? He gets why he is the way he is and he is so protective of him and his decisions? HE LOVES ALEC SO MUCH TBH? - let’s not forget his malec kiss commentary, because that shit is golden - his dark humour and snark and sarcasm? I’m??? I love it so much?? - THE PUNS - THE WAY HE IS SO CURIOUS and wants to understand stuff and learn?

Pls appreciate Matt Daddario for more than his looks.