Bro I'm Not Coming Over The Only Drinks You Have Is Nefarious Elixer

Going to evil bed bath and beyond to buy a new discomforter

“The name—of it—is ‘Autumn'— The hue—of it—is Blood— An Artery—upon the Hill— A Vein—along the Road— Great Globules—in the Alleys— And Oh, the Shower of Stain— When Winds—upset the Basin— And spill the Scarlet Rain— It sprinkles Bonnets—far below— It gathers ruddy Pools— Then—eddies like a Rose—away— Upon Vermilion Wheels—”

— Emily Dickinson, The name—of it—is ‘Autumn’ (656)

The bitter feeling of having to get up in the morning.

“Half gods are worshipped in wine and flowers. Reals gods require blood.”

— Zora Neale Hurston, Their Eyes Were Watching God (via wooden-folks)

not now kitten daddy is spiraling.

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Limited-time offer game DLC! Try your hand at the Roman Space Observer Video Game, Black Hole edition, available this weekend only.

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Feed the black hole in your stomach. Spaghettification’s on the menu.

Act quickly before the stars in this widow system are gone!

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Get ready to ride this (gravitational) wave before this Black Hole Merger ends!

Be the center of attention in this stylish accretion disk skirt. Made of 100% recycled cosmic material.

Should you ever travel to a black hole? No. But if you do, here’s a free guide to make your trip as safe* as possible. *Note: black holes are never safe. 

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- Cyrus

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