Why Are You Making A Cake.

i hope you turn into a worm

Wishes don't always come true, sorry to disappoint.

Jean Delville (1867-1953) - La justice d’autrefois, 1907-1914

“Half gods are worshipped in wine and flowers. Reals gods require blood.”

— Zora Neale Hurston, Their Eyes Were Watching God (via wooden-folks)

the Satellite Cluster in the Rosette Nebula

NGC 2244

He's not really a martyr, more an astronaut.

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Would you love me if I was a worm. Not in the sense where I am testing your hypothetical devotion to me in a hypothetical relationship, but in a "would people like me better if I could not talk and was easily killable" way. Note the lack of a "still". The odd suggestion that I am not killable is not intended by the way; as a mortal I am very much able-to-be-killed. It would not be easy though. So we cycle back to the question. If I disappeared, would it be noticed? Of course. But if I were a worm - would that garner a better attitude towards my existence? Who knows.

Come get your rabies shot.

no i don’t have plans later. i will, however, be taking extensive poison damage periodically for the foreseeable future. but beyond that my schedule is totally open

Shocked you overlooked Dean's. That has a name in it.

I love hole :/