If The World's Shell Does Not Break, We Will Die Without Being Born.

It'd be interesting to make a chart of various Dracula adaptations and how they deal with certain issues. Things like:

Dr. Seward is:

Lucy's ex

Lucy's father

Lucy AND Mina's father

some rando

non-existent

Renfield is:

Just some guy (old)

Just some guy (young)

Jonathan Harker

Jonathan's employer

Jonathan escapes the castle by:

Dying immediately

Getting killed by the Girlies

Getting turned into a vampire

Becoming Dracula's thrall

He just leaves

He was never in the castle in the first place

This character does not exist

Seriously the options are WILD. I haven't consumed nearly enough adaptations to do it myself but I think it would be a very funny group project

"So you see, my dear Lucy, this man here is bitchless, no bitch in sight, in fact, I reckon he never felt a woman's touch in his life"

- Abraham Van Helsing, September 3rd.

sping break!!! hoot growl!

Hi guys! I bringeth more VA commissions. This time for Sailor Venus' VA Cherami Leigh!

Shout out to the day i killed the queen via AO3, legendary (name of the fanfic is jigens sick adventure, yes it is a sickfic)

i don’t think I’m ever going to get over this line

the least realistic thing about star trek is that starfleet uniforms don’t have pockets and nobody complains about it

Ninth Saints

close up on faces cause I like em

How much longer are you willing to play the role of a corpse?