*AGGRESSIVE REBLOGGING SOUNDS INTENSIFY*
As a bisexual, it sickens me that some people WILL keep scrolling.
I especially love how in Shadow's universe, there's a giant statue of Maria that I bet he demands everyone pray to. In fact, it's probably the first thing he did.
"So sire, now that you are king, shall we establish new bylaws?
"I want a statue of my friend."
"Okay, that can be done. Now as for-"
"In the center of the kingdom."
"A-Alright..."
"She has angel wings because that's what she was."
"Sire-"
"What?"
get you a man who despite his literal decades of practice repressing and hiding his emotions to survive physically cannot hide how smitten he is with you
{ A Vee & Via Collab | Art by @vee-skies }
“He’s a keeper.”
That’s what people always told Sonic whenever Shadow performed any display of affection, from ordering Sonic’s favorite flavor of boba tea, to bringing roses when Sonic was feeling down, to brushing the grass out of Sonic’s quills after a particularly tough battle.
When they held hands in public for the first time—the hero remembered it like it was yesterday—Sonic asked his partner if he felt embarrassed. To his surprise, Shadow responded, “About what?”
It made Sonic feel giddy inside and out.
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Bonus: I also found Miya >:3
It is morally correct to be horny on main.
If we really want to fight against this puritanical culture that seems to be hell-bent on running sex workers off the internet and banning pornography wherever they can find it, you have a moral duty to post hole on main. Doesn't have to be your own hole but you got to post it.
Sonic, kicking down the door with Nine, Mangey, and Sails on his back: TAILS YOU'VE GOT BROTHERS
Augh, screw you
Okay but just listen..
...
Ambrosious: JUST TAKE THE DAMN THING
Ballister: YOU'RE GONNA FREEZE YOUR FUCKING ASS OFF
Ambrosious: NO I WON'T LOVE WILL KEEP ME WARM
Nimona, who shifted into a polar bear: You're idiots
because it's rainy here and I'm wearing a hoodie
I headcanon that Ambrosius loves wearing hoodies because it's good to pull it up at times he's in public and doesn't want fans to know he's around
Ballister kept telling him that since he wears it so often people will know it's him
Except some people also try buying the same hoodies Ambrosius buys and even knock off versions that look like it if that's all they can afford because they like copying his fashion choices
Some fans already interrupted a regular citizen with their hood up because of this so it's not so frequent that Ambrosius gets found out.
When the weather is cold, Ambrosius would wear two hoodies, an inner and outer type because one time, Ballister said he was cold and one of the few fans Ballister had at that time (pre-movie) overheard and offered him theirs.
While Ballister had been refusing, Ambrosius took off his own hoodie and even if he was freezing himself, he forced Ballister to wear it before walking away.
To think my girl Wednesday went from this:
TO THIS:
JESUS CHRIST
she/her || aroace || demigirl || multifandom || mentally ill
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