Off-topic But IS ANYONE GONNA TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!

I'm sick as a dog rn and I'm manifesting Matchablossom because I don't know why. So sick SK8 HCs~!

Matchablossom

-Kojiro has little siblings, and therefore also has the immune system of an ox, so he doesn't get sick that often. Kaoru on the other hand...

-When Kaoru gets sick, he's actually less bratty and whiny than usual. In fact, the only time he complains is if Kojiro leaves him alone when he's sick.

-Whenever Kojiro gets sick, Kaoru lets him lay his head in his lap or on his chest. His heartbeat lulls Kojiro to sleep immediately.

RedLotus

-Kaoru's inclination to illness is genetic, so Nako gets sick easily too. When that happens, Reki almost can't shut her up.

-She always asks for warmth even when she's 103 degrees, and good God, it bamboozles Reki to no end.

-Despite having little sisters, Reki gets sick a normal amount. He doesn't tell Nako when he does, but she's got a sixth sense about this kind of thing.

-She acts reluctant to take care of Reki, but in truth, Nako will not leave his side until he gets better.

EdeuxHive

-Kiiro only gets sick once in a blue moon, and when he does, it never lasts longer than thirty-six hours.

-Jaiyan, on the other hand, is prone to illness, and they almost can't function when they get sick.

-When they do, Kiiro refuses to let them do anything. Not that Jaiyan would've tried, because a fever is like pneumonia to their body.

-What Kiiro hates the most is when Jaiyan cries when they're sick, because it means they're in a lot of pain. It makes him feel like his heart is being shattered to pieces.

I wish I had someone like these guys to help me through what I'm going through 🥲 Why can't I get a girlfriend

Navier Trovi is a strong independent girlboss who loves and appreciates her man

Thank you and goodnight

There there...

When you want to make artbreeder portraits of an oc, but you suck at artbreeder T-T

Gurl I'm boutta take your Sobble privileges

pov: you have too much free time

this is probably very inaccurate but I had a brain fart and just did it

Snuggly bois look how content they look 🥺

Also, blobby morning Kappa is best Kappa fight me

me when my alarm goes off

Augh, screw you

Okay but just listen..

Just hear me out okay.

I promise this is worth your while.

...

Toddler Matchablossom catching ladybugs togethorrrrRRRRRHHHHHHHHHHGNNNNNNN-

Link: That's my boy!

Tulin: *gets yeeted*

Link: NO MY BOY!!!

Tulin: FATHER HELP

MY SON

I like it in the Kaeya-walking-in-on-them-and-screaming-"FATHER-DILUC-HAS-A-GIRLFRIEND" way

i don’t like jean x diluc in the “fuck jean x lisa gay people suck😂” way

I LIKE JEAN X DILUC IN THE “aw they’re like a healthy married couple” WAY‼️‼️‼️

Fuck you

I've got problems with you

I'm taking you home and raising you as my own

STEP ON ME MOMMY