Okay, I'm Just Gonna Come Out And Say This.

I shall protect you with my life

I will not allow any harm to come to you

If it does I shall apeshit

Wait if... You're...

Oh you're my son now

wait what

if what

IF WHAT

i'm so confused please clarify

i'm not angry or objecting to this, i just need clarification

OKAY STORY TIME

When I first heard of Tsuun, I was reading one of their fics on What a Life. I loved it so much. And I honestly was like "this person can't find out I exist they will cringe into their intestines".

And then this post happened

And I was like "HOO BOY LOOK AT THIS A CHANCE TO GET DISCOVERED"

So I wrote "A Job for Momma" (it's on AO3 if you wanna check it out for yourself) and they loved it. We became friends and we chat on Discord every chance we get.

A few months ago, I didn't think Tsuun would ever acknowledge my existence.

Now I'm proud to say that I have a friend in them.

Thank you @tsuunytsuun for being the dumb to my ass

Did you ever just feel so lucky for knowing someone you met online? Like.. I was one click away from not following you. I was one second away from never even knowing of your existence.I would never have been this happy!!!...

"No," he told me.

No, my ass.

-Kyan Reki, Nov. 4, 2022

do you have something you’d like to confess Kojiro?

Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.

The Upper Moons as things Tsuun and I have said in discord

Kokushibo: sometimes air tastes good

Douma: that's not gonna fit on a t-shirt you know

Akaza: I DON'T NEED DEEP BREATHS, I NEED DESTRUCTION

Zohakuten: Welcome back to yet another episode of "I Get it from My Father"

Nakime: that name sounds like a sneeze

Gyokko: How would you feel if someone just snuck up behind you and turned your arms into noodles

Gyutaro: WE'RE GAY DAKI WE CAN'T DRIVE

Daki: IT'S FRANCE BITCH

Kaigaku: look at us, learning about ancient money

+Muzan

Muzan: I love how I'm single-handedly demolishing your innocence little by little with every hour that passes

@tsuunytsuun I will pay for your mental hospital bills

Every time I've caught Matchablossom in 4K

Bonus: I also found Miya >:3

Oh dear here we go...

[Haganezuka is so pretty and gorgeous, i love my boo💕 -mod

[You know what is not pretty and gorgeous? people being mad about his eye colour not being what they wanted it to be. And saying he is ugly because of that ._. -Mod

There there...

When you want to make artbreeder portraits of an oc, but you suck at artbreeder T-T

*i put silver the hedgehog in a bucket of water and he immediately dissolves like a bath bomb*

Me: I'm a witch, genius

Me, Catholic, walking into a Protestant church with no depictions of Mary: where’s my mom