Barty: Bro I Think We Committed The Perfect Crime

Pangi: Can you give us some of your wisdom, you mythical cat?

Pili: My wisdom is…everyone, is gay!

Pangi: FUCKKKK, NOOOO!!

Aimsey: Pg, PG, PG!!

Pangi: Oooops..sorry Ros! Aimsey: Do you not know the new rule? If you swear in front of a PG streamer, they get to kill you. That’s what Toby said.

Pangi: [SCREAMS] NO, NO. IM SORRY!

Ros: [Laughing] Calm down Pangi, calm down!

Pangi: "I'm still really proud of you, no matter the outcome of this."

Pili: "You are?"

Pangi: "I always will be."

regulus and barty who have the same piercings but on opposite sides of each other.. that’s it. they just want to look like one whole

platonic or romantic those two are soulmates and no will take them away from me

I snorted ….. (gonna cry lol)

Today’s laugh brought to you by best boy Logan. (Again)

Pangi : Pili this morning dmed me chat, "Pangi do you want to have fun fun time with me today brewing potion with me. You know, it will be fun, it will be awesome FUN"

Pili : Actually, I'm pretty sure that was not how I wrote the message. I'm pretty sure I was being more mean than that

Pangi : Yeah, no, you were like, "You gotta log on"

Pili : You sugarcoated it a little bit, I'm gonna read it hold on

Pangi : Okay. Read it out, read it out !

Pili : Okay, so I basically said. Wait, hold on, let me scroll up, I said :

"Hey dude, just letting you know tomorrow you're on potion duty. You're gonna help my ass get to 100, you have no other option, see you later."

And then, huh, a dot [Roster noise] at the end

cheaters bartylus live in my head rent free. They can't keep their hands off of each other. Regulus gets into a new relationship every few months, and every single time, he tells barty that they have to stop, that he wants this one to work out. But every single time, regulus manages to find himself back in barty’s bed and a head between his thighs.

“You know how to ball, I know Aristotle”

But it’s Regulus, who’s the best quidditch player in Slytherin and Barty, who reads muggle philosophy when he’s bored

My headcanon of Evan, is him being the type of person to ruin Regulus' relationships one by one, and have Barty kiss everything better. He's playing the long game.

It's him. It's Barty. And it's Regulus.

But Regulus is a flight risk. They all promised they'd be each other's forevers but Evan doesn't trust Regulus the way he trusts Barty. Regulus still wants Sirius back, James is lurking behind every corner trying to talk to him all the time. Regulus thinks he can commit but can't.

So Evan doesn't want to give him the chance to break their deal. He leaves no room for even the slightest possibility of it. Honestly, he doesn't know how he'll deal with a betrayal from Regulus. Just thinking about it makes him want to go out and get his knuckles bloody. Makes him want to hear the squelch of blood beneath his fists.

It's a sobering thought, realizing he might end up killing Regulus if he breaks his promise. Regulus the rabbit, always poised to run.

But he can't. He promised to keep Barty and Regulus safe. He fucking loves them. They're his.

Kill Regulus, and he loses Barty too.

So... He needs to cut off the loose ends in Regulus' life. Keep him away from his cunt of a brother. Have Barty soothe the ouchies and have him wipe away the tears. And he'll watch and decide what to do next.

It's a miracle Regulus is still who he is despite everything he's lost and been through. It's an impossibility made possible that he can look at them, broken, twisted people in his life — and smile and say, "Come here, let me hold you."

It makes him sick that they walk right into his arms like lost dogs. But Regulus walked into their arms as well. He chose them. He's theirs as much as they belong to him. There's no walking away.

**I write them nasty ♥️. Here, have some more.

regulus and barty who have the same piercings but on opposite sides of each other.. that’s it. they just want to look like one whole

platonic or romantic those two are soulmates and no will take them away from me

Evan and Barty been waiting for YEARS for Regulus to turn their relationship into a threesome and then JAMES FUCKING POTTER—