LISTEN UP MOTHER FUCKERS

Foolish: That little dirt island thing, that's Pangi's house. I dont know if that's still his current house or old, I don't really know-

Pili: No he lives with me. Under a hole. 24/7, we just (?). All day, yup.

Foolish: Well there we go, little update on that one.

Pangi : Pili this morning dmed me chat, "Pangi do you want to have fun fun time with me today brewing potion with me. You know, it will be fun, it will be awesome FUN"

Pili : Actually, I'm pretty sure that was not how I wrote the message. I'm pretty sure I was being more mean than that

Pangi : Yeah, no, you were like, "You gotta log on"

Pili : You sugarcoated it a little bit, I'm gonna read it hold on

Pangi : Okay. Read it out, read it out !

Pili : Okay, so I basically said. Wait, hold on, let me scroll up, I said :

"Hey dude, just letting you know tomorrow you're on potion duty. You're gonna help my ass get to 100, you have no other option, see you later."

And then, huh, a dot [Roster noise] at the end

irl george content my beloved

all they can do is stand as close as they physically can at all times. I guess

save me weird fucked up love triangle + mutual ruination bartyevanreg…. if you can hear me weird fucked up love triangle + mutual ruination bartyevanreg—

what the FUCK is in the air today with pangili “I am deeply in love with you” “yuri wins” “I’ve been pissing on the floors” “we’re a married couple” “did you just call me white?!?!?” “Pili I know you wanna kill yourself and all that but..” all in the span of a 2 min ros combo

I love the idea of Sirius thinking Regulus is like an annoying victorian child with a stick up his ass who'll drop dead at the sound of a sex joke being told, turning up his nose at anything vulgar, while Regulus is actually whoring himself to half of Slytherin and sniffing coke off Bellatrix's pinky nail at family events

i don't think i'll ever get over how MUCH ranboo knows about internet culture. IRL his story is unreal, and in the DSMP his story is....uhhh...."familiar" you could say

Rosestarkiller with asexual sadist Evan cutting up and breaking barty on a surgery table whenever he’s feeling freaky and regulus being the one to gently patch him up and bathe him and bring him to a warmer bed after and Barty feeling equally as loved by both treatments