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Matchmaker - LN

@lou-bean28 request - Would you be able to do Lando x sir jackie stewart granddaughter!reader ??!! I need it so badlyyyy

Summary: Lando never would've imagined an 85 year old F1 champion would help him find his person. But he was wrong.

Themes/warnings: Suggestions of smut but no smut

Word count: 1.4k

Sir Jackie Stewart is without a doubt a big name in F1 and he makes himself as present in as many ways as possible. And he is very much a friend of the drivers, to none one more than Lando Norris.

And with his granddaughter newly single after yet another man disappointed her, trying to use her for her name and grandfather's status rather than for her. Which Jackie thinks is a crime because y/n is the sweetest person alive and of his family, he feels that she is most deserving of the best love that she can get.

Recently after a meal in Bahrain, he concluded Lando is the man she deserves and he quite likes the idea of him officially being part of the family.

Sadly for both Lando and y/n, subtly has never and will never be Jackie's strongest trait.

"I going to go out on a whim here and say that he's late because he's not intending to show up." Y/n sighs softly while sitting across from Lando as they wait for her grandfather to show up to the meal he arranged with the two. Not that they had any clue that the other would be there when they agreed to the meal with the older man. "The man thinks he's a matchmaker."

"So I'm not the first man he's set you up with?"

"Oh you are the first, only because he's lost faith in my ability to choose a man on my own." Y/n laughs shaking her head at him while Lando winces a little at the dig at herself. "Sorry, if you knew my dating history you'd be laughing too, I promise."

"So Sir Jackie Stewart thinks I'm the man to change your bad luck?" Lando smirks a little leaning back in his chair as y/n counters him leaning closer on the table and resting her head in her hands. "We can count this as a date, but I will have to take you out another time that isn't set up."

"I guess I have no say in this but I wasn't about to decline a date with thee Lando Norris." Y/n shrugs with a small smile before they are greeted by the waitress to get their order.

-

Y/n sighs arriving at breakfast the next morning with Jackie awaiting her and she sighs shaking her head as he smiles brightly at her with his telltale expression letting her know he is aware that the dinner with Lando went well.

He probably planted spies there to report back to him.

"Were you not feeling well last night? We missed you." Y/n comments making Jackie shrug.

"Getting old, y/n. I needed an earlier night and I just completely forgot." Jackie states simple then smiling. "Did you have a good time? Lando is a very nice young man. I thought the two of you would get along quite well."

"We did get along well. Might've been nice to mention ahead of time that he'd be there."

"Ah, that doesn't matter." Jackie dismisses shaking his head while y/n smiles at the older man with a sigh. "Lando and you are a good pair. I know these sorts of things. It comes with age."

"Oh right, of course." Y/n laughs then smiling at the waitress appears to take her order for breakfast.

After breakfast with her grandfather, they leave to get to the track where y/n sticks with the older man but he decides to get on a mission to find Lando since it's Thursday and Jackie really gets to do whatever the hell he pleases which includes dragging his granddaughter to the McLaren unit to find Lando.

"Hey, Jackie." Lando greets spotting him then leaning to look around him with a small smirk. "Hi, y/n."

"Y/n is bored and I have a few people to see so would you mind if I leave her here. I trust you."

"I'm sure you do." Y/n whispers to herself but both men hear her, not that Jackie acknowledges her at all since he feels his plan is just going along perfectly.

"I'll take care of her." Lando agrees while y/n feels like she's being treated as if she's not even in the room by this point.

"Great. I'll see you later, love. You two have fun." Jackie smiles before taking off with an impressive amount of speed for a man of his speed as the two watch him disappear and y/n sighs turning back to Lando who continues to smirk other.

"I don't actually need babysat by the way."

"Maybe I paid him off to bring you here." Lando shrugs making her roll her eyes at him.

Y/n has already fallen for Lando after their meal together. They hit it off exactly as Jackie wanted and y/n is wondering if maybe she should've just let him arrange a relationship for her years ago. After all Lando is hardly the first man that he's befriended that he could've set her up with.

But maybe this is the best timed so she can be with Lando and he makes sure that for the majority of the day unless he absolutely can't bring her around, he keeps her either by his side or within sight of him.

-

"I don't know if I'm his favourite or you are." Y/n comments as she lies in bed next to Lando who just got a text from Jackie tell him to attend the next family gathering. "Also, we just had sex and you're prioritising texting my granda back."

"I would apologise but he's Sir Jackie Stewart and I want to make sure I stay on his good side." Lando shrugs then tossing his phone away. "Anyway, what do you mean we just had sex? This was an intermission, I'm not done."

"Feel like it's worse that you text him back during a pause." Y/n laughs while Lando shrugs unapologetically. "What is the family event then since I haven't even been informed of what's going on?"

"A cousin's birthday I think."

"Oh, news to me." Y/n laughs before climbs onto him to straddle him which makes Lando grunt a little from her weight pressing down on his crotch while her hands trail down his upper body. "Not that I hate my family, but talking about them while I'm naked with a man is a bit of a mood killer."

"Understood." Lando nods hoping that he's about to get the round 2 he was aiming for.

-

The next race sees y/n attending with Lando and attention definitely snaps to them since whispers had been drifting around the F1 media sphere after the last race but then the rumours of Lando attending a Stewart family event also leaked.

Neither figured hiding it was going to be worth it or that it would last long.

"Apparently you're having a positive effect on my public image. The PR team love you for dating me." Lando comments as he walks into his drivers room from a team meeting.

"No surprise there. Have you seen my granda? He's a beloved man within F1 and by association, I am liked. Just wait till everyone finds out why we're dating." Y/n laughs while Lando hums. "He is here somewhere, probably taking all the credit he deserves for setting us up."

"If I get asked, I'll be giving him all the credit. Publicly thanking him." Lando hums leaning over and kissing her since she's lying on his physio bed. "You look comfortable there by the way. Having fun."

"Yeah, I didn't realise WAGs had such a cushty set up. This is nice." Y/n grins while Lando laughs and begins to change. "And I get a strip tease. You're really pulling out all the stops. You know you already got set up with me successfully. You don't have to slut yourself out-but equally now I've cleared my moral conscience. Please continue."

"Oh for fuck sake." Lando laughs while y/n smiles gesturing for him to get on with it. "What would your granda say?"

"Probably that he's happy to see we're getting on so well and he knew we would." Y/n comments in earnest and Lando actually feels like she hit the nail on the head with that comment.

This needs a part 2

Andy Biersack Imagine

Inspired by the song “Wildest Dreams” by Taylor Swift

It had been a little over a year since Andy broke up with you. You should’ve guessed that things with Andy wouldn’t have lasted though. He always had the look in his eyes that told you he was looking for the next best thing, but you hadn’t cared when you started dating him. 

You had met him at some party you had reluctantly gone to. You had spent most of the party avoiding people or following your best friend around. But as it started to cool down inside, you found your way outside. You were always fascinated by all the colors the sky could be and this particular sunset had left you in awe. 

“Are you really watching a sunset?” He had asked you with skepticism in his voice.

“Why does it matter to you?” You had replied.

“It’s just weird since there’s a party going on right inside.”

“I’m not really a party person and the sunset is really something tonight.”

“Do you mind if I watch it with you?” 

“I guess not.”

That was how it all began. If you had known a sunset would lead you to him, you would’ve run in a different direction. But you couldn’t bring yourself to hate Andy. 

Even if he made things unpredictable, you wouldn’t change a thing. He had definitely left a mark on you. Because even after a year, it was like you could still feel him next to you. You could hear his voice softly singing to your favorite songs and you could still smell his cologne.

All of this made you wonder if he ever thought about you. You wondered if he remembered how you loved to wear dresses during the summer with bright red lipstick that would always stain his cheeks or how the cold winters made your cheeks bright red. You wondered if you had even left a mark on him because he seemed untouched by your breakup. 

But you weren’t as lucky. 

The memories of you and Andy always seemed to be running through your head. For example, the time he had surprised you when he came home early from tour. 

You had been dancing around your kitchen when his hands had been placed on your waist. You instantly turned around and saw his blue eyes and leaned into him. He had twirled you around the kitchen until you were dizzy. You had decided then that you loved him.

But the one thing that constantly played in your mind though was the night before it had all ended. 

It was midnight and you were just laying down when your phone began to ring. 

“Hello,” you answered.

“Come on a ride with me.” You had instantly recognized the voice. Andy’s voice had become one of your favorite sounds and had always brought you comfort.

“Andy, it’s late,” you said.

“Let’s get out of this town, Y/N. You always talk about exploring so c’mon,” he said. 

“Okay. Where are you?” You asked him.

“Outside your house.”

“Give me a few minutes.”

You had changed into a pair of leggings and a big t-shirt before pulling on slippers and heading outside. 

He looked deep in thought as he sat in the car as you slid into the passenger seat. He had instantly reached for your hand and laced your fingers together before bringing your hand to his lips and kissing it.

“Are you okay?” You asked concerned by the action. He usually wasn’t like this.

“Yeah, I just need to be away from the crowded streets and bright lights for awhile,” he told you as he put the car in drive and sped off. 

You turned up the radio a bit before staring out the window as the city lights reflected off the glass of the windows. 

“I’m sorry,” Andy said. 

At the time you had thought he was apologizing for waking you up, but that wasn’t the case. 

“Andy, it’s not a big deal. It’s nice seeing you before you leave for tour,” you told him. He nodded before going back to staring straight ahead. 

You rode in silence for three hours before he finally decided to take you home. 

You pulled up to your house and you invited him in. He didn’t really respond, but you took it as a yes when he shut the car off. 

As soon as you got into the your house, Andy began kissing you as if this would be the last time.

And little did you know, it would be.

Things had gotten heated quickly and you both had ended up in your bed with your clothes thrown in every direction. 

You woke up in the morning to find no sign of Andy and all of his clothes were picked up and his car was gone. 

You never heard from him after that. 

The first weeks had been rough and you constantly cried. Your friends had trouble getting you to do anything and when you started to get rid of his things, it became ever worse. You hadn’t been willing to throw anything away, so it lived in a box in the top of your closet. 

It took a while, but soon you were figuring out how to live without Andy. Of course you still had him on your mind everyday, but the constant aching in your chest had faded and it didn’t feel like you were drowning. 

Now here you were, a year later and you had rebuilt yourself. 

You were cleaning your house when there was a knock on your door. You had snapped out of your daydream of some memory that had involved Andy and went to answer it. 

You opened the door and instantly wanted to shut it, but instead of shutting the door or running and hiding, you stayed put. 

“Can I come in?” 

~Rain

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