Daniel Ricciardo

i kissed a girl // logan sargeant

summary: logan should have known better than to kiss the college girl at that dive bar. especially when to the untrained eye, she looked like she had a boyfriend already

pairing: logan sargeant x female reader

warnings: bar fight, nicholas latifi gets punched in the face, miscommunication. alcohol based bad decisions. logan also gets punched once or twice. y/n isn't taking any of his shit.

making fun of him is so easy and also so much fun-

author's note: this is pure satire, this is a joke. please do not take it seriously. it’s not that deep.

please do not take this seriously.

austin, texas. october 2022.

"i'm sorry, again, about taking your seat next year."

across the booth, nicholas latifi grumbled, reaching for his beer bottle. "somebody was going to take it eventually. i just wish i'd had more time."

the drivers for the williams formula one team were sitting in the middle of a dive bar following the free practice sessions on friday morning. there was an air of unease among the group, an awkward bit of tension between logan sargeant and nicholas latifi, on edriver coming in to take the other's place.

"he doesn't even have his super license yet, mate." jack aitken shook his head. "there's still hope for you yet, i don't think jost has a backup plan."

alex albon chuckled. "good old jost. he's retiring, you know. he doens't want people knowing until the season is over."

nicky sighed softly, raising his bottle of corona. "to jost."

"to jost!" the other three drivers echoed, clinking the bottles together.

a country song roared in the background, a group of girls in tight jeans and cowboy hats gathered around a pool table, guys in tight white shirts and cowboy boots at the bar. it was the most texan joint in the whole of texas. there wasn't a single meal that didn't have red meat in it.

and that's when he saw her, out of the corner of his eye, walking into the bar in a tight denim jacket, the collar of a white buttoned shirt poking out over the top, a pair of suede booties on her feet as she shyly meandered over to the bar.

"dude," alex laughed. "she's so not your type."

"fuck off, alex." logan glowered. "i'm just lookin'."

"she looks like she'd punch him in the face if he tried to talk to her." nicky remarked.

logan rolled his eyes. "no she doesn't."

"she has that 'i hate everybody' look on her face."

"i'm settling this." logan shook his head, placing his bottle of corona back on the table. "i'm going to buy her a drink."

"and you think that's really going to work, mr. questionable family ties and cocky american charm?" jack snickered.

tuning out his teammates, logan slid out of the booth as a kid rock song began to play. the girl was alone at the bar, her muscular escort in the back playing a round of pool with some college students that he appeared to know.

clearing his throat, logan took a seat at the barstool next to her.

"that seat is taken." her voice was deeper than he expected, her texan drawl faint. "i don't appreciate it when strange men in bars, where the entire counter seating section is empty, decide to sit right next to me without asking first.

"my apologies." logan dialed up the charm, extending his arm for a handshake. "logan sargeant, future williams f1 driver."

this got her attention.

she swiveled in her seat, raising her eyebrows. her skin was washed purple under the bar lights. up close, logan was wondering if maybe she really was his type.

"i've heard about you, sargeant. you're a pay driver. williams' last hope. i know my shit, and i know that guys like you don't date girls like me."

logan leaned against the bar, trying to pretend that he couldn't hear nicholas, alex and jack laughing at him from the booth. "what do you mean 'guys like me'?"

"cocky florida frat boys who think they're entitled to everything because they have money. and i'm the quiet, independent type who was raised better than to think that dating a man with money would solve all of my problems." she smiled sweetly, playing with the straw in her soft drink. cherry coke, if logan was pressed to make a guess.

she didn't even fucking drink. and he didn't know what to say.

maybe he liked being put in his place.

or maybe he was just looking for a fight.

she laughed. "cat got your tongue, sargeant? god, you're just as shallow as i thought. the kind of television character i'd enjoy making fun of."

"who said i was looking for a relationship? even just a first date?"

"i don't do one night stands. nice try, though."

back at the booth, the other three williams drivers could hardly contain their laughter.

"look at how red he is!" nicholas latifi panted. "she really put him in his place."

alex raised an eyebrow "i think he's enjoying it a little too much, if you know what i mean."

"this has been fun, logan. you're a real charmer, even though i've done all the talking." the mystery girl said, gathering her jacket in her arms and moving to get off the barstool. "but i came here with someone, and we were actually waiting for a table to open up next door."

"is he your boyfriend? you're too good for him."

it was just supposed to be a line. but as he said it, logan was realizing that it was the truth.

"maybe he is, maybe he isn't. what's it to you?"

logan grinned. "i just think you're really pretty."

he shouldn't have done it. every synapse in his body was telling him not to do it. but impulse control and good-decision-making, especially while drunk has never been logan's forte.

so when he kissed her, he should have known there would be consequences.

for a moment, it felt like she was kissing him back. but it's not like he could explore that feeling before his body was yanked away from hers.

"who the fuck do you think you are?" the man in the muscle tank and sweats barked at the driver, who was likely only half the body weight of the tattooed muscle man standing across from him.

"look, i don't want any trouble, dude. she kissed me back!"

she rolled her eyes. "manolo, knock it off."

the bar quieted, the last bars of 'all summer long' fading out. y/n didn;t trust people who knew all the words to more than one kid rock song, and logan looked like the type who had memorized 'all summer long'. that's not to say that she didn't think it might be fun to mess around with him for a little, never going too far or getting too serious.

but the line to 'serious' had been crossed when manolo forgot that he was a family friend, not her older brother.

"no, i won't knock it off, y/n! he kissed you even after you said you were already here with someone."

"don't make a scene!"

nobody was sure who acted first.

it could have been logan, who was just trying to get his polo shirt free from manolo's fingers and accidentally headbutted the man in the arm. it could have been manolo, who'd hold on logan's shirt quickly became a punch in the jaw.

but that's when all hell broke loose.

nicky and jack jumped up from the table to try and separate the two men, just as logan threw his first punch.

nicholas latifi just happened to be the unfortunate fucker who pushed logan back when manolo retaliated, with the canadian catching a fist to the nose.

"that wasn't very nice!" he shouted, holding his now-bleeding face as alex joined the fray, pulling logan back from the italian.

"manolo, stop!" y/n shouted, standing in the middle of the fray. "let's just go."

she watched manolo leave, mumbling and huffing to himself about how men should know better than to make moves on girls who so clearly aren't interested.

not to say that y/n wasn't mildly intrigued by the florida man, but she wouldn't go as far as to say she was interested.

"sorry about manolo. he forgets his place sometimes. and you should learn yours, sargeant." she grinned. "it's at the back of a twenty car grid, bottom of the wdc. i'll see you on the big screen, pay driver."

"thanks for making my night more interesting."

"dude," alex chuckled. "you were in way over your head."

"shut up!"

bittersweet | masterlist

☆.*+ seventeen social media au

★ synopsis: in which y/n and wonwoo are forced to share an apartment in secret.

★ taglist: to join the taglist, sign up with the google form!

★ genre: good morning call!au, angst, fluff, comedy

★ pairings: jeon wonwoo x female reader

★ start: june 18th, 2021     ★ end: ???

☆.*+ profiles

★ profiles 1

★ profiles 2

★ profiles 3

☆.*+ chapters

★ prologue pt. 1

★ prologue pt. 2

★ one. our love is real

★ two. spice tolerance

★ three. broken

★ four. photo frame

★ five. iced americano

★ six. chefs kiss

★ seven. the rules

★ eight. national treasure

★ nine. if you're happy

★ ten. dilf

★ eleven. you can be my teacher

★ twelve. 71%

★ thirteen. healed

★ fourteen. hot girl summer

★ fifteen. photosynthesizing

★ sixteen. love u forever

★ & more...

seokjin x ‘deco kit’ photoshoot sketch

→ yoongi x reader (tiny bit of taehyung x reader)

→ when the pandemic first started, you never thought you'd have to stay quarantined in your apartment with yoongi, one of your roommate's friends and a guy you've never met. and you definitely did not expect you'd end up falling for him.

→ genre: fluff, angst, roommate au (?)

intros

💭 01 – who's yoongi

💭 02 – third wheel

💭 03 – send a heart

💭 04 – your simp is showing

💭 05 – a bunch of hags

💭 06 – jealous boyfriend

💭 07 – or whatever

💭 08 – bestest of best friends

💭 09 – promise ✏️

💭 extra

💭 10 – delusional

💭 10 ½ – company

💭 11 – enemies to lovers

💭 12 – someone like you ✏️

💭 13 – workaholic

💭 14 – pretty girls

💭 15 – angel

💭 16 – fucking butterflies

...

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THE HOBIVERSE: AU SERIES MASTERLIST

╰ a series of chaotic slice-of-life social media au’s connected by one thing; parallel universe-traveling wannabe cupid, jung hoseok, who’s in charge of making sure you find your soulmate

extra: hobiverse: the behind (contains spoilers)

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a/n: welcome to the masterlist for my social media au series the hobiverse!! the stories are listed in their recommended reading order but can be read in any order!! hope y’all enjoy!! x

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➳ FWAY (pianist!yoongi x art student!reader)

╰ a story in which everyone is a poor college kid, min yoongi is a pianist who never seems to sleep, and you are a plucky young art student with some more-than-eccentric neighbors...

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➳ BLOOM (idol!jungkook x idol!reader)

╰ touring with some of the biggest names in the music industry should be every singer’s dream. too bad two of those names happen to be your annoying new nemesis and the guy from your past you just can’t seem to forget...

* this story has been removed for re-editing

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➳ COLLIDE (artist!taehyung x waitress!reader)

╰ your life had always been so wonderfully ordinary. or at least, it was—until the day you accidentally bumped into him and ended up with the wrong cellphone and a one-way ticket to a groupchat full of unusual characters...

* this story has been removed for re-editing

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➳ ROSES (dad!seokjin x photographer!reader)

╰ life was a lot easier for seokjin before the strange girl who moved in above his flower shop accidentally kidnapped his daughter... but he had to admit; meeting you definitely made things a hell of a lot more interesting

spin-offs: breathe (jjk) || finding bigfoot (myg)

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➳ ANONYMOUS (rapper!joon x singer!reader)

╰ searching for inspiration, a chart-topping rapper who keeps his identity hidden from the public, going by the stage name RM, stumbles upon you singing in a coffee shop and finds his new muse in your voice. he makes you an offer to collab with one catch: you can’t see his face.

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➳ KIWI (idol!jimin x coffee shop owner!reader)

╰ being knocked up by the biggest playboy in music? bad. being knocked up by the biggest playboy in music when you’re a virgin and you didn’t even sleep with him? so. much. worse.

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➳ WOKE (time traveler!hoseok x writer!reader)

╰ the one where you have dreams about your past lives and you can’t seem to figure out why the guy you just met seems to be in all of them

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BONUS SIDE STORIES:

➳ BREATHE (fuckboy!kook x student!reader)

╰ in which jeon jungkook is a raging fuckboy with a secret passion for antique birdhouses and you are a witty craft store employee just trying to pay off your crushing student loans...

* this story is a spinoff of the ROSES series

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➳FINDING BIGFOOT (ct!yoongi x hiker!reader)

╰ you set out to hike the pacific crest trail in search of yourself… instead you found him

* this story is a spinoff of the ROSES series

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SIEMPRE

leo valdez x fem!reader

author's note oh em gee u guys when i say i had an epiphany,,, i mean it!!! this fic better not flop jshjhs xo

word count 0.4k

warnings fem!reader, leo being smooth mf, spanish, petnames, mentions of forgetting a date & fights, like one swear?

ᥫ᭡ little romantic gestures ; helping you wear your necklace and kissing your neck softly

you came into bunker nine alone, but the mirror in leo's makeshift bedroom reflection held two people.

"corazón."

"leo," you said. you didn't take your eyes off of the charm on the necklace you were trying to put on. the clasp just wouldn't, well, clasp. you saw him reach up to the necklace and gently take it from your hands.

"im sorry, cariño," he whispered. as his hands worked the clasp onto the chain, his brown eyes met yours in the reflection. "i know you were looking forward to trying that new restaurant."

" 's fine, leo. you were busy." the last word came out harsher than you expected, and you saw leo's face fall ever so slightly. leo had promised to take you to dinner and a walk through the strawberry fields after, but he bailed because some ares campers needed him to fix their spears or whatever. the night had ended in an argument, when you, all dolled up and ready for your date, had barged into bunker nine to find leo in old sweatpants and a stained camp shirt, his face and hands covered in dust and grease.

"no, its not fine, amor". his head dipped into the crook of your neck and he started pressing kisses to your skin, working his way up to your jaw. the necklace was cold against your flushed skin. "i should have told them that their stupid spears to wait until tomorrow." his breath was hot against your ear when he whispered, "te quiero para mal o para bien. esperaría por siempre y para siempre."

since being with leo for almost a year, you've picked up some spanish. the words whirred through your (short-circuiting) mind for a few moments before you turn to him, lips almost touching, and say, "did you just quote taylor swift at me? in spanish?"

"maybe," he grinned. "did it work?"

"oh, you ass," you laughed, swatting him on the shoulder. his grin widened and he grabbed your waist, picking you up and spinning you around.

"no sabes que tanto te amo, quierida," he said, putting you down. "oh, and you look great in that dress," he added, winking and waggling his eyebrows.

you groaned and grabbed his wrist to check his watch; 8:46 pm.

"we're leaving in four minutes," you said, pointing a finger at your boyfriend's chest. "i'm going to put perfume on and then we can leave, okay?"

"okay," leo replied, stealing a kiss before gently pushing you towards his bathroom. at nine, you still hadn't come out. leo poked his head around the corner and saw you touching up your makeup and hair. "weren't we supposed to leave at nine?" he asked, leaning against the doorframe.

"just wait!! i have this baby hair and its bugging me," you huffed, trying to pat the non-existent hair down.

leo smiled. "siempre." that was how long he'd wait for you.

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hello! can i request an at home coffee date w yoongi? smth like yoongi cleans 'round the house and its warm and pretty and when reader enters the house after a rough day its filled w the smell of coffee (i love coffee too <3) and its just reaallllly fluffy? thank u for your time on this. and thank u in adv if you write this request. hope ure doing well!💖

COFFEE & CUDDLES ; myg

pairing: yoongi x reader

genre: so. much. fluff.

summary: see ask

word count: approx 1.1k

a/n: ANON CAN I JUST SAY: thank you so much. this was so much fun to write. i hope you enjoy it as much as i enjoyed writing it, and i hope it was at least similar to what you were requesting!! i was able to get this done pretty quickly <3

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THE BUZZ OF your phone jolted you out of the slumped position you were in over your desk, and you let out a groan. Today had been exhausting to say the least — after a bad night and a long, long day at work, you wanted nothing more than to be at home, in bed.

“Hello?”

You felt your lips quirk up at the sound of your boyfriend on the other end of the line. “Hi, baby,” you greeted him tiredly, glancing at the clock.

“When are you coming home?” Yoongi asked, straight to the point as always.

”I’m —“ You cut yourself off to yawn. “Sorry. I’m about to leave work now, I’ll be home soon.”

“Okay. Good.” He said simply and then ended the call. You suppressed a smile at his plain words, before dragging yourself out of your office, calling a goodbye to some of the co-workers you passed along the way.

By the time you got home, you were ready to pass out, but as you pulled into the driveway, you internally groaned. There was laundry to be done, and the living room was a tip, and you hadn’t washed the dishes after last night’s dinner or this morning’s breakfast. “Fu-u-uck,” you groaned in annoyance, and dropped your head on the steering wheel for a few seconds. After a few moments, though, you gathered your strength and exited your car, and jiggled your keys into the door.

The first thing you noticed was the smell. Coffee. You breathed in it deeply; coffee was one of the most heavenly smells on the planet, in your opinion.

“I’m home!” you called out as you kicked off your shoes, not exactly sure where in the house your boyfriend was. He appeared in the doorway of the kitchen, his lips twitched into a familiar gummy smile.

The first thing you did was fling your arms around him and drop your head on his chest. You let out a long, contented sigh as he wrapped his arms around you tightly, squeezing once.

“Long day?” he asked gently, combing a hand through your hair.

“The longest,” you said tiredly. “Missed you.”

“Missed you too,” he mumbled, then kissed your head. Then, suddenly, he swung you up into his arms and you let out a surprised yelp, clutching your arms around his neck.

“Yoongi!”

He let out an amused laugh at your shriek, and carried you into the kitchen, setting you on the counter, and standing between your legs. Even with you sitting down well above him, he was still almost as tall as you. He moved closer and rested his forehead against yours.

“Hi,” you whispered, a giggle in your tone as your noses brushed.

“Hi, jagi,” he mumbled back, before pressing his lips against yours. You let out a soft exhalation into the kiss, relaxing for the first time all day, winding your arms around Yoongi’s neck. He kissed you gently, sliding his hands into your hair and twirling strands around his fingers.

When you break apart, he moved backwards, towards the kitchen table and he picked up two mugs that you hadn’t noticed before, being too wrapped up in him. He handed one mug to you, taking a sip of his own.

“Oh my God, I love you,” you groan dramatically, pressing a kiss to his cheek, after taking the first sip of the coffee he’d made you. It was perfect, as always — he was one of the few people who always got it exactly right.

He snorted at your melodramatic antics. “Is that all I am to you? A coffee-maker?”

“Yes,” you said unapologetically. “But not just any coffee-maker. The best coffee-maker.” You nodded fervently, and Yoongi laughed again, shaking his head at you.

“Coffee makes everything better,” you said after a moment, relishing in the warm drink. “And you,” you add, dropping a kiss on Yoongi’s cheek again. “You make everything so much better.”

He scrunched his face up, trying to look disgusted, but it didn’t work. His ears and the apples of his cheeks were turning red, and you giggled at the sight, but chose to keep quiet instead of teasing him.

“Baby, did something go wrong today, with work?” he asked after a moment, voice soft. “You sound so exhausted.”

You shrugged. “Just a long day.”

He made a noise of understanding as you finished off your coffee. When you made to swing yourself off the counter, though, he hooked his arms underneath so that he was carrying bridal style, and you let out another surprised squeal. “Put me down!”

“What?” he protested innocently. “You said you were tired. So you need to rest.”

“I have to do stuff first,” you whined, wriggling and slapping at his arms gently. Of course, you were no match for him — your movements had absolutely zero effect.

“There’s nothing to do, sweetheart,” he said confidently, as he carried you towards the doorway.

You paused in your squirming. “Huh? I need to do the washing and the living — ”

“No, you don’t,” he said simply. “I’ve done it all.”

“What?”

“I did it all,” he repeated, unfazed. “Did the dishes, the laundry, tidied the living room, vacuumed upstairs — it’s all done.”

You gape wordlessly for a few seconds. “You — huh?”

Yoongi set you down on the sofa in the living room, sprawling next to you. His face was completely unbothered, barely even glancing at your shocked expression as he groped for the TV remote.

“Oh my God,” you said after a few moments. You glanced around the living room and remembered how tidy the kitchen had been — everything was spotless. “Min Yoongi, you are the most perfect man in the entire world.”

He flushed slightly at that and tried to shrug it off. “I know.”

You curled up into the chest of the man next to you, tears pricking at your eyes. “Seriously. What did I do to deserve you?”

“It was nothing,” he said with a laugh. “Don’t cry, darling. It’s okay.” He lifted you into his lap so that your were straddling him, and you buried your face in his chest. He smelt like a mixture of coffee and vanilla, soft and warm. He tightened his arms around you, and pressed gentle kisses to the top of your head.

“I literally love you,” you said into his chest.

“All I did was clean up!” he snorted. “If my baby’s tired, of course I’m going to help out.” He paused, and kissed your forehead. “I love you too. You want to go sleep upstairs?”

You shook your head, nuzzling into his neck. “Want to stay here with you. Cuddles.”

He huffed a laugh. “Okay. Cuddles.”

And that was how the rest of the evening was spent, cuddles and coffee and the warm feeling in your chest that only Min Yoongi could produce.

guarded | jhs x reader | chapter one: fan mail

summary: you’ve tried to separate yourself from your infamous crime family, but a new case has your carefully-constructed world crashing down around you.  now you have to figure out how to heal old wounds and handle the new man who enters your orbit.

pairing: hoseok x reader

genre: mafia AU, E2L, slow burn, tsundere, eventual smut

rating: 18+

word count: 2.8K

Chapter 01 | 02 | 03 | 04 | 05 | 06 | EPILOGUE

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You stare at the words for a moment before folding the paper in half and slipping it back into the envelope you pulled it from.  

Honestly?  

It’s not the first time you’ve gotten a threat. It happens from time to time in this line of work.

But this note plucks a chord of anxiety inside of you. Must be the eleven missed calls you suspect go hand-in-hand with your little love letter. Your phone hasn’t stopped buzzing for a half-hour now.

“Are you okay?”

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the wildflower

summary ➝ college senior and aspiring rapper min yoongi meets an actual member of the royal family while doing community service over the summer. now, is it considered proper etiquette to hold your tongue first and then later roast members of the royal household in a cypher?

pairing ➝ yoongi x princess!reader

genre ➝ fluff, angst + modern royalty au

words ➝ 8.3k

notes ➝ here is the playlist for this au if anyone’s interested! this is pretty light-hearted (mostly) and i wrote this in the span of two days by abandoning everything else i was supposed to be writing this week… whoops?

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