NOW WE’RE EVEN
“good luck trying to get rid of me”
pairing: jungkook x reader
genre: crack; enemies to lovers; fake dating au; sm au.
warnings: explicit jokes; some angsty realizations about feelings ; mentions of stalking
summary: in which in a serious of unfortunate events a piece of paper promising jungkook she'd do anything to return a favour comes back to haunt y/n. who would've thought jungkook would actually ask her to return the favour and expect her to be his fake girlfriend. oh well, accidents happen and jungkook never forgets promises.
— masterlist
part 1. explicit brain
part 2. pure poison
part 3. real girlfriend
part 4. explaining to do
part 5. shower thoughts
part 6. min devil
part 7. bully on main
part 8. dinner?? together??
part 9. locked INSIDE
part 10. enemies since birth
part 11. shaking in fear
part 12. elevator talks
part 13. forbidden room
part 14. it’s ART
part 15. only threats
part 16. accidents happen
part 17. ugly scream
part 18. say goodnight
part 19. ugly words
part 20. strange feeling
part 21. jealousy is a disease
part 22. baby??
part 23. accidently confessed
part 24. ITS A JOKE
part 25. poisonous cake
part 26. heartfelt behaviour
part 27. accidently matching
part 28. lonely thoughts
part 29. intentional confession
part 30. now we're even
end.
by popular demand I rewrote this au and here it is 😽 I hope u enjoy it
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word count: 0.4k
genre: fluff. nothing else, just classmate-crushes <33
authors note: i wrote this in 10 minutes,,,just randomly came into my head and i had to write it down :D enjoy!
⭑・゚゚・*:༅。.。༅:*゚:*:✼✿ ✿✼:*゚:༅。.。༅:*・゚゚・⭑
back to high school. you vividly remember that one physical education session.
you were (annoyingly) on your period that day, after the warm-up, you could feel your entire body hurt. so you requested the teacher if you can rest back in class.
you walk back to the classroom. it was a sunny day, the sunlight streams into the window and onto a side of the classroom. then you see the boy.
Yoongi was always quiet and introverted, he sleeps through the morning lessons, and he continues to sleep through the afternoon lessons. he rarely moves around if he doesn’t have to.
you two normally have some small talk, and you two pair up if some work needs to be done in pairs. you help him with work sometimes too.
“not going to p.e?” you ask lightly, he shakes his head and leans on his folded arms. you nod in understanding.
you walk to the seat next to him, sit down quietly, feel a rush of sleepiness hit you, you close your eyes to sleep.
but the cramps continue, making it extremely uncomfortable for you to fall asleep, you try your best to not shuffle around, but the cramps are keeping you awake from sleeping.
…time passes, you feel a wave of hot air hit your neck and left ear. you freeze and feel yourself stop breathing. it’s a soft whisper under his breath.
“….i like you.” his voice was slow and quiet, yet still audible. the vibration of his vocal cords was playing with your mind. the ‘i like you’ repeated itself many times in your head as if someone toggled it to be on a loop.
you tried your best to stay calm, convincing your mind it was just a misheard. nothing happened.
the boy next to you shuffles, probably also in the same position as you, lying on the table. the silent classroom made it so much easier to hear each other breathing. his light breathing sound was in sync with yours too.
minutes pass. moments pass. you thought he went back to sleep, lifting your head from leaning on your numb arm, you slowly turn your head to your left. your breathing pattern immediately rising up.
eyes meet.
you lock eyes with another pair of eyes. Yoongi was also looking at you. a glimpse of hesitation and surprise appeared in his expression. you stop dead.
the next seconds felt like hours, the sun shifted, warm yellow rays shining onto his face.
you heard the sound of an afternoon breeze,
and the sound of his racing heartbeat.
˚ ༘♡ ⋆。˚
this is the first piece of my micro-fic project !! there will be so many micro-fics because sometimes writing lengthy fics are really hard for me!!
✳ fic type: social media au
✳ pairing: taehyung x reader
✳ genre: enemies to lovers, college au, crack, fluff, humor, lighthearted (i prOMISE)
✳ warnings: explicit language
✳ status: completed
✳ updates: Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays at 10 PM KST/9AM ET
kim taehyung is so painfully cliché. popular, godly looks, a casanova reputation, and yet adored by everyone. everyone but you, of course. he knew your secret and it allowed him to constantly have his way with you. with your banter-laced exchanges, everyone knew you two did not get along. but what happens when you find out that this “bad boy” is secretly a cinnamon roll? even better, a bad boy who bakes them.
→ parts:
note: links may not be working on mobile so refer to the master list for upcoming/previous parts! ❤️
reader & friends’ profiles
taehyung & friends’ profiles
🍞 prologue
🍞 one | sweet of you
🍞 two | if you wanna be my lover
🍞 three | interesting
🍞 four | maid kink
🍞 five | vitamin d
🍞 six | oh how the turntables
🍞 seven | bread cheeks
🍞 eight | make a group chat
🍞 nine | car texts
🍞 ten | operation namjoon
🍞 eleven | he has a what??
🍞 twelve | i don’t need a man
🍞 thirteen | cinnamon rolls
🍞 fourteen | it’s not a date
🍞 fifteen | never gonna happen
🍞 sixteen | chaotic
🍞 seventeen | burnt cookies
🍞 eighteen | what is this feeling
🍞 nineteen | another set-up
🍞 twenty | just date already
🍞 twenty-one | jungkook holmes
🍞 twenty-two | beloved celine shirt
🍞 twenty-three | a big deal
🍞 twenty-four | crush behavior
🍞 twenty-five | because???
🍞 twenty-six | time to shine
🍞 twenty-seven | perfect (lab) partner
🍞 twenty-eight | flours for you
🍞 twenty-nine | just a pawn
🍞 thirty | tagging you
🍞 thirty-one | leave them alone
🍞 thirty-two | trapping you with me
🍞 thirty-three | secrets
🍞 thirty-four | nervous wreck
🍞 thirty-five | neither have confirmed
🍞 thirty-six | what happened in ninth grade
🍞 thirty-seven | baked you a cake
🍞 epilogue
a/n: hellOOO IT’S FINALLY HEREEE a taehyung sm au I’ve been working on!! i’m in love w taehyung’s bread cheeks and it inspired me to make this au. if you’ve read (or if you’re currently) reading fan identity, i promise this’ll be more lighthearted w much less drama (but the crackhead idiot characters remain) HAHA hope you enjoy!!
*word counts next to fic titles!*
OP81
Take Care- 7.4k feat. Lando Norris! You, Lando, and Oscar are roommates. The three of you promise to take care of each other. It takes you all far too long to admit just how much you mean it.
Color Theory- 6.6k 18+ mdni! Oscar’s an old friend of yours. This time when he comes home to visit, things get messy.
Ache- 1.9k 18+ mdni! Leaving you behind makes Oscar’s chest hurt. Sometimes coming home is just as hard.
Be Brave- 5.2k You’re a teacher, and someone’s had the brilliant idea to send your class full of 5 year olds to the McLaren Technology Centre. Chaos ensues. Oscar’s there to help.
In From The Rain- 7.1k Oscar’s looking for an easy to care for houseplant. You have just the solution.
Stick Around- 4.1 k You’ve been searching for your soulmate your whole life. Maybe you’ve just been looking in the wrong place.
Tangerine- 6.8k You’re definitely not an insomniac. But Oscar keeps finding you awake at all hours, and he’s starting to get worried.
tangerine series masterlist
CL16
All You Got - 5.4k You hate Charles Leclerc. The feeling is mutual. He’s made that clear from the very beginning. (driver reader, enemies to friends to lovers)
After All- 3.6k Charles Leclerc is your best friend. According to everyone who’s ever seen the two of you together, he’s also madly in love with you.
MV33
Always Walk Me Home- 4.3k You and Max are keeping things casual. Sooo casual. You can be casual. Right?
🍓 can be read as standalone, but for more parts in this universe, check out Strawberry Wine!
Pick You Up- 6.7k When Max has one too many gin & tonics, you’re the one who picks (him) up, every time he calls.
DR3
Blackbird- 10.1k You’re a bartender at a mountain lodge. When Danny shows up, you’re determined to keep your distance. It doesn’t really go to plan.
Sweet Like Grenadine- 5.6k You love weddings. However, you don’t love being stuck by yourself at a wedding, a plus one to a boyfriend who’s too busy for you. Enter Daniel Ricciardo, your knight in shining armor.
LN4
Puzzle Piece - 3.6k You’re always drawn to Lando. He’s always happy to have you near him. Finally, the pieces might just click into place.
Take Care- 7.4k feat. Oscar Piastri! You, Lando, and Oscar are roommates. The three of you promise to take care of each other. It takes you all far too long to admit just how much you mean it.
Blurbs:
I Want Your Midnights // NYE Blurb Drop
1k Celebration Blurbs
summary: after moving to south korea, you never expected learning the language would put you right in min yoongi’s sights… pairing: min yoongi x reader genre: meet-cute, fluff rating: g word count: 1.7k tags/warnings: idol!Yoongi, international student!Reader, italicized font indicates Korean is being spoken while regular font indicates English, idk man but this made me feel so fluffy
a/n: for anon, ahhhhhh! okay just had to get that out. i have been waiting to write yours and gosh, i hope i did it justice. manifesting your meet-cute with honey suga bear one of these days. just promise me you’ll come back and tell me all about it loll~ (i channeled @btsroyalwilds meet-cutes into this one <3)
the request
october drabble event mlist
It was a rare occurrence when Yoongi would leave his studio or apartment for some personal time in public. As contradicting as that sounded, he enjoyed the very few times the option was his, normally settling to rest at home. But given the winter season, the city was a little less congested this time of year, and a coffee at a little hole-in-the-wall café sounded nice to him. Being that it was also later in the evening, Yoongi felt mostly at ease.
He still remembers this iced americano from a place their staff ordered from once, it was made to perfection. A balanced ratio of sour and strong. Walking into the café, the peaceful ambiance welcomed him, drawing him in further without question. The owner was an older woman, her smile was thin as she greeted him, eyes widening for a second when Yoongi pulled his mask down to order. It was a gentle argument to get the woman to accept his money, insisting he didn’t need to pay before she accepted his offer to at least pay half. When she turned to start his drink, he stuffed the remainder of the money into the tip jar.
While he waited for his iced americano, the only sounds that surrounded him were the coffee shop equipment and hushed mutterings of the two people occupying the quaint place.
He peered around, coffee in hand, in search of a seat. His eyes ghosted over you, nestled into a corner he wished was open but decided on a spot near there, in front of the window.
“Oh my god,” you sit back in a huff, muttering to yourself, “by the time I master Korean, it’ll be time to retire.” You tap your fingers against your coffee cup, re-reading the same phrase in your head.
The recordings made by your tutor also replayed through your earbuds, and given how focused you were, you couldn’t hear how loud you were speaking, just enough for the visitor who occupied the seat near the window to hear you.
Yoongi bit his lip, trying to concentrate on the book Namjoon lent him. The story itself was intriguing, but even more was the way he could hear you switch between languages.
English.
Korean.
And, was that Spanish too?
His eyebrows lifted, impressed by you and he hadn’t a clue who you were. Turning his head slightly, he scanned you quickly before darting his eyes back to his book.
“Ugh okay,” you lean forward again, taking a sip of your coffee and going back with determination, “come on-” you encourage yourself.
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𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐝 𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 ˚୨୧⋆。˚ ⋆ෆ
ෆ synopsis: kwon soonyoung loves too hard and falls in love too quickly, accidentally building a (very false!!!) fuckboy image that he can’t seem to get rid of. when his friends talk him out of proposing to a girl he went on 2 dates with, he finally realizes he has a big problem with love. signing up to appear on his university’s most popular youtube talk show to unload his baggage and fix his image? what could possibly go wrong?
ෆ pairing: college student! ksy x reader (gn)
ෆ genre: fluff, humor, romance
ෆ series warnings: anxiety/insecurities, cursing, food/drinks, ksy’s character is extremely 🥺🤧
ෆ status: completed
ෆ started: feb 1st - may 23rd, 2022
ෆ a/n: I noticed that i tend to write a lot along the lines of angst or serious/mature themes so i'm really excited to switch to something more relaxed, fluffy, and feel-good. this is 100% a comfort fic. please let me know if I missed any warnings!
wondernus main masterlist
profiles: [X], [X], [X]
chapters:
0. prologue
1. bag
2. wallet
3. keys
4. phone
5. earphones
6. water bottle
7. glasses
8. reusable straw
9. pens
10. notebook
11. planner
12. receipts
13. lip balm
14. snacks
15. trash
16. textbooks
17. hat
18. umbrella
19. reusable bag
20. watch
21. small pouch
22. vitamins
23. bandages
24. painkillers
25. perfume
26. hand sanitizer
27. hand wipes
28. tissues
29. ear plugs
30. toothpicks
31. cough drops
32. masks
33. spf
34. breath mints
35. folders
36. laptop
37. portable charger
38. calculator
39. charm
40. utensils
41. cushion
42. polaroid
43. dog treats
44. end
bonus chapters:
josh in vegas
himbos
them
title: we’ll just glide / starry-eyed author: smashthatlikebutton rating: teen wordcount: 36144 pairing: kim namjoon/min yoongi summary:
Namjoon meets Yoongi and his young son Jeongguk on a place home to Seoul. Chaos ensues.
or
The one where Namjoon pretends to be a dad and is actually pretty good at it.
link
Maybe This Time; COMPLETED
(pls ignore time stamps)
disclaimer: spelling and grammar mistakes included ♡
↳ warnings : swear words, derogatory name calling, panic attacks
yoongi x reader au; idol!au
Stealing songs, and marketing them as your own is the worst thing you could do being in the music industry. You’re fake, lazy, unprofessional, a thief, and a liar. Being accused of something so serious, y/n didn’t know what to do. Y/N thought she could rely on her best friends but they turned their backs on her. With no evidence in her favor, she ran. Now a year later, she’s ready to live the life that she lost and clear her name. Will she be able to handle facing those who betrayed her? Will she be able to trust them again after everything they did to her? Maybe this time, she’ll gain back the friendships and love that she lost. Maybe this time, she’ll find a new love to carry her through her hurt and pain.
prologue
1 - she’s back
2 - missed me?
3 - secret
4 - g*m
5 - ugly crying
6 - so we drink
7 - little do you know
8 - princess
9 - i’m mad
10 - isn’t that funny?
11 - pork belly
12 - awkward
13 - make his pockets hurt
14 - yeonjunie
15 - ain’t nunya business
16 - murder case
17 - accident
18 - inner demons
19 - i’m ready
20 - DONE
21 - too late
22 - service error 409
23 - 140624
24 - deserve.
25 - celebrate
26 - even when
27 - i wish
28 - long overdue
29 - apologies
30 - eggs and flour
31 - that’s… intense.
32 - elegantly pretty
33 - panda express???
34 - it’s been awhile
35 - womenphobic
36 - logging off…
37 - government name
38 - pardon me?
39 - not jealous my ass
40 - what is a lil meow meow?
41 - i know the code
42 - was there tongue?
43 - that’s baby to you
44 - maybe this time, the end.
epilogue
→ yoongi x reader (tiny bit of taehyung x reader)
→ when the pandemic first started, you never thought you'd have to stay quarantined in your apartment with yoongi, one of your roommate's friends and a guy you've never met. and you definitely did not expect you'd end up falling for him.
→ genre: fluff, angst, roommate au (?)
intros
💭 01 – who's yoongi
💭 02 – third wheel
💭 03 – send a heart
💭 04 – your simp is showing
💭 05 – a bunch of hags
💭 06 – jealous boyfriend
💭 07 – or whatever
💭 08 – bestest of best friends
💭 09 – promise ✏️
💭 extra
💭 10 – delusional
💭 10 ½ – company
💭 11 – enemies to lovers
💭 12 – someone like you ✏️
💭 13 – workaholic
💭 14 – pretty girls
💭 15 – angel
💭 16 – fucking butterflies
...
Jungkook x Reader (in progress)
College!OT7
y/n has been in love with Jungkook since their Chemistry class freshman year but he’s got so many girls after him, he’d never give her the time of day. Besides, she’s his best friend’s nerdy cousin so she’s off limits anyway. Right?
Throw in a costume party, a catfish, and a whole lot of crackhead and see if these fools ever find their way to each other.
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unexpressed emotions will never die - the interpretation of dreams, sigmund freud
summary- he’s the man of your dreams, the an you’ve spent over 6 years pining over. and he’s also your Ph.D. mentor and in charge of your very future.
word count- 13.8k
pairing- namjoon x reader, background jikook
rating- 18+
genre- oneshot, smut, fluff
warnings- dom/sub undertones, penetrative sex, oral sex (m.f. receiving), unprotected sex (don’t be like this! pls), creampie, impreg kink I guess if u squint?, dirty talk, praise kink x 100, joon is a soft!dom, wants to praise u forever and ever, finger sucking, sluttybff!jimin, casual and consenting name-calling, jimin calls u bitch a lot but its ok, daddy kink lmao.
a.n- namjoon in glasses breaks me everytime. i had to get this out here bc that man gets me too hot. also, word of caution, in real life don’t fuck your Ph.D. mentor, lmao it will not end well
Grad school was hard enough without harboring a massive, supreme, gargantuan crush on your mentor.
You weren’t sure why the universe had conspired against you. You were doing everything right. You stayed in school, got great grades, never disobeyed your parents, graduated with honors from high school, graduated cum laude in college, and were well into your third year of a prestigious, world-renowned Ph.D. program for psychology.
So why the absolute fuck did the universe place you, little old you, with the hottest dissertation mentor, professor, and male specimen, the absolute ultimate dream come true, Prince Charming himself, Dr. Kim Namjoon? For all 5 years of your program! Weren’t you allowed some saving graces in your life? Some sort of a break?
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