Little Known Fact, Once You Are Older & No Longer In School, Time Stops Being Real. Did That Thing Happen

*kicks dirt* why didnt u reblog that from me

4000cc breast implants :)

Hey, that dude's dick looks like a penis!

crown jewel/stained glass jello cakes are like beautiful angels to me. it's fruity and delicious. it's retro kitsch. it's an edible example of midcentury minimalist art in every cross section.

i understand the 50s housewife appeal here. if i rolled up to the potluck with a fugly cobbler and my neighbor brought one of these i may have to end my stupid sloppy fruit life.

It’s practically 2014 and you guys still don’t know how to google if an article is real or not before giving it 100,000 notes

Yall are actually hospitable to y'alls hookups??? I never even let mine use the bathroom with the door closed. I’ll be damned if I let a fag steal my $30 vitamin C serum.

"There's millions of Tumblr users" to you. To me There's only about 12 and we all reblog the same five posts from each other

my bf and I have the same fucking brain