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Happy Beat Jeff Bezos to Death with Your Bare Fists Day for those that celebrate.

you look great in that frog costume

i love when u bitches rb my posts it’s like ur milking me . im like a little post cow

Boss is asleep, cannot stop me from frogposting

while they share a similar base flavor, dick tastes more umami while pussy tastes more acidic, though recent menstruation conveys an overwhelming metallic flavor that some diners object to (though i am not one of them). recommended wine pairings are