Not To Be A Number Nerd On Main But 2025 (45^2) Will Be The Only Square Year Most Of Us Ever Experience.

seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors

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Double Income No Kids used to be seen as a kind of lavish lifestyle, now it’s like…a requirement to have any remote chance at financial stability

the gimmick blogs are like tumblr’s rogue gallery. yes we’ve got some heroes, yes we’ve got some villains, but more importantly if you look over here you will see some freak who devotes all their time to counting the number of “t’s” in a post

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Lesbian Gay Bisexual Transgender Questioning And Everytime We Touch I Get This Feeling And Everytime We Kiss I Swear I Can Fly

It's my 12 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

It feels like it's been so much longer, and yet no time at all.

Shoutout to my old tumblr crushes who ran away from this place forever ago. I have no idea who you are, today, but I hope you’re well