RB For Sample Size We Settle This Like Men. This Includes The Zero Sugar/diet/flavored Variants

Reblog to hug prev poster (they need a hug)

As an alternative to 'sugar, spice, and everything nice'

I present: 'salt, vinegar, and everything sinister'

✨ Please reblog to make it reach out to as many people as possible, but KEEP IT SPOILER-FREE to make people listen to the music with an open mind 💖

Artists and titles will be revealed after the poll's conclusion, check the original post for an update! ✨

Reblog if you stand against order, civilization, and goodness itself

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this blog hates donald trump

Look how many people hate him. I’m pretty damn happy about that 😁😁😁😁😁😁

things i’ll not call you a whore for:

sexual activity

how you dress

things i’ll call you a whore for:

stealing my food 

stealing my lemons

my cat likes you more than me