I’m The Oldest Child: I Make The Rules

now this is is the best club penguin hc

jet pack guy being trans is very correct but also so funny when you consider that his real actual name is Guy. apologies if im not the first person to point this out but it is actually so in character for him to have gone "okay im transitioning what should my new very masculine guy name be" and then doing the funniest thing ever

Original ref by freshlyfreshman

Fact #580

Source: Club Penguin Times, issue #494

Does anyone know any cozy club-penguin centric discord servers? Actually active and that don’t have like 30k people in it, cozy vibes where I can actually feel part of the community

I really wanted a club penguin discord server that’s not all about a specific CPPS but more about the fandom stuff: AU’s, comics, fanfics, hcs?!!! Yknow, for the chronically online and neurodivergent people (me)

I just wish to share my silly headcanons about the epf agents being found family, the buildy boys being gay asf and Bambadee getting to have a cool childhood with his adoptive father that happens to be a pirate! The closest thing I had to that was the Penguinronpa Discord server, but even that one is gone now since the comic is on hiatus, I just want a lil hangout spot where I won’t get too overwhelmed…

PS: Kinda wanted to do it myself but I don’t know how to do server configurations and stuff :/

If a character (in a high stress situation with minimal information) makes a different decision than you would (a viewer with no stress and more information) —

That is not a plot hole. Thank you.

my eyes shoot open: PENGUINS

It’s been years and it still baffles me how fuckin’ hard the Sonic X writers went in the third season. Like, the setup with the space thing with the aliens that threaten galactic genocide, sure, fine. It’s probably on the darker end of Sonic plots, but sight unseen, I’m like 85% sure there’s an Archie Sonic arc that’s somehow more horrifying. Whatever. That’s all more or less within the bounds of expectation.

But the payoff of all that Mass Effect shit?

“Hey kids, wanna see Tails in catatonic emotional shock with a thousand-yard stare asking everyone to leave him alone before shooting his best friend at his romantic interest and possibly kill both?”

“Wanna see every step of him gradually losing his resolve and breaking down, trembling all the while, utterly unable to bring himself to shoot his best friend at his romantic interest and possibly kill both?”

(Note how he furrows his brow deeper, as if to steel himself, before the dam bursts.)

“Wanna see him lash out in anger and frustration over broken promises before Dr. Eggman steps in as the voice of reason?”

“Wanna see him emphatically refuse again to shoot his best friend at his romantic interest and possibly kill both after said romantic interest asks him to shoot her again?”

“Wanna see him on the verge of what is almost certainly a confession of love mere moments before pushing the button and ensuring his romantic interest dies by his hands?”

“Wanna hear the old ED about a love that cannot be, as the blast travels towards his love interest and she imparts her final words?”

“Oh yeah, also, you can’t hear it, because that song’s playing over it, but he’s definitely screaming his lungs out in what is almost certainly the most intense emotional anguish of his life. See?”

“And hey, as a bonus, in the next and last episode, not only do you get to hear him scream her name,”

“but you also get to see him realize that his best friend couldn’t bring her back!”

“That’s what you want out of your Sonic the Hedgehog show, right?”

(You can hear his throat giving out as he wails in that last one, by the way. Look it up, good stuff.)

Someone on that production team either really hated or really liked Tails, because anything less cannot adequately explain why someone not even old enough to be a tween had to be put through an emotional wringer this extreme as the conclusion to an entire season of a Sonic anime.

And, I don’t know, I feel like someone at Sega and/or Sonic Team had to sign off on all of this? Like what the fuck, guys? Did you all just decide “Yeah, Tails can have some time in the spotlight, and a romantic interest, and severe emotional trauma as a direct result of having to kill said love interest, as a treat.”

I’m not saying they shouldn’t have, but holy shit.

I oh so badly want to write one of those Characters React to Their Media fics for Penguinronpa, very akin to the Class 78 Watches the Future by Spirit_Soldier on AO3 (if you know Danganrompa and haven’t read it I implore you to it’s so unique and explores the characters so well) but back on topic, I’d love to write a characters react to Penguinronpa fic but idk if people would be interested in that? And even if I do I wanna wait until chapter 6 is all done just incase they pull a fast plot twist like Agent being an AI or sm that makes it so they don’t actually exist in the past

Would people be interested in a fic like this?? I mean, I’ll most likely write it regardless but I wanna see if people see my vision..

HUGE PIECE FOR ARTFIGHT 2024! I want to thank the community, but It's in the desc :) this piece contains 300+ ocs! It had to be split up into 4 posts lol Look at the attack here and look at the google drive here!

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