ENOUGH Social Interactions. I Need To Go In The River

Me: *Having a shower in water that would give me burns if any hotter*

My body: GOD, its freezing in here! Can you turn up the heat, pretty please? I promise its okay!

it would've been better for everyone if I had stopped having a heartbeat years ago

this website’s easy watch. *dangles a bunch of greek gods like keys*

*feels my body get anxious for no reason* what is it boy, what do you see?

Honestly if we didn’t share the planet with funny little animals I would have fucking lost it years ago

“what’s your tumblr?” not unless you get real cool with a bunch of stuff really quickly

spiderman traumadumping to a shark

In my imagination, we are dancing in the kitchen after midnight while cooking a late-night snack with giggles and kisses.