Do You Guys Also Ruin Every Good Thing In Your Life Or Is That Just Me

I'm so replaceable

why do i feel rejected so easily

I guess there’s comfort in the fact that no one will ever hate me as much as I hate myself

Silly phone, you're not detecting an analog audio accessory, you're detecting soup, from the bowl of soup I dropped you in.

Why am I always too much?

they call me the freaker outer the way I’m always freaking outing

"Centipedes don't fuck" is one of my favorite animal facts. There are plenty of sexually reproducing animals that don't fuck per se (like a lot of fish) but centipedes don't even meet. Males just leave sperm packets lying on the fucking ground and females pick them up and take them home. They don't even hang out

bitches can never like a character a normal amount

they always have to devote themselves to the character or try to become the character

there is no inbetween

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i’m not hot enough to make up for how weird i am