Platonic Third Base: When You Get To Know Someone Well Enough That They Start Making Mortifyingly Specific

IF GOD HATES TRANNIES WHY DO WE KEEP WINNINGGGGGG

I'm so replaceable

EAT THE MOON

Eat the MOON dude

eat the MOON

I don't gotta explain anything

The objective could not be more clear

get up and

eat the moon

go go GO GO GO

You've always wanted to eat the moon

gO GO GO GO GO GO

apparently everyone is sick of my shit and they’re going to kill me tomorrow. idk it’s just what I heard

how to stop wanting something i can never have

did u feel tht telepathic message i sent u

starting tomorrow i will be super normal fun kind sexy and functioning

backshots this, backshots that, i would like to be taken out back and shot

sorry that i ended two consecutive messages with "lmao." i don't know why i did that. it looks really dumb doesn't it. i'll edit one to get rid of it. you can end my stupid pathetic life if you want