I Have A Joke About Math But Im 2² To Say It

all i do is yearn and be sleepy

so fucked up that freezer will burn food. freezer isnt supposed to burn. freezer suppose to freeze. is it stupid?

*sighs, visibly frustrated* let me put this in words you can understand: meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

A demon simply called The Brother. It doesn't have siblings or any family, and it's ambiguous whether that creature itself is even male at all. It just keeps turning everything and everyone into broth.

I say shit like "If my memory serves me" knowing damn well it serves the dark lord

why do i have to take care of this idiot (me) every single day cant she do anything on her own

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