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Stop saying…

“Psychotic/Schizophrenic” when you mean: unpredictable, unhinged, unreal, etc.

“Bipolar” when you mean: polarized, scattered, fickle, unstable, etc.

“Delusional” when you mean: unrealistic, unreasonable, close-minded, stubborn, etc.

“[insert “R” slur in relation to intellectual disabilities]” when you mean: unreasonable, unintelligent/ridiculous, immature, etc.

“OCD” when you mean: particular, neat, overbearing, etc.

“Narcissistic” when you mean selfish, abusive, manipulative, etc.

Note: I’m NOT saying that these are synonymous. This is also not an exhaustive list.

ten minutes in bus stop time is equivalent to about 45 minutes in normal time

gently bap your passum

They don't hire someone to do the voice things on wireless headphones like "connected" or "pairing" they actually just trap a tiny woman in every pair of headphones

is that a nothing in your pants or are you just normal to see me

i miss him. he doesnt understand how attached i am to him