Having Cats Really Is The Greatest Thing. Like Hello Little Funny Creature I Love You So So Much You

does anyone else scroll on their phone in public bc of anxiety and at the same time gets mayor anxiety from thinking people will judge them for being on their phone the whole time 💀

playing fuck marry kill with my fellow monks and we’re just taking turns going “well. i wouldn’t do any of that.”

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i love you front facing coelacanth :]

They could never make me hate you Lance Stroll

*me casually vibing*

my brain: what if everyone hates me and thinks I’m really annoying and my parents don’t actually love me

Tiberiurean Task: Having to do something even though you do not want to and then get people to absolutely despise you because you didn’t do a good job

the fact that we only have “herculean task” and “sisyphean task” feels so limiting. so here’s a few more tasks for your repertoire

icarian task: when you have a task you know you’re going to fail at anyways, so why not have some fun with it before it all comes crashing down

cassandrean task: when you have to deal with people you KNOW won’t listen to you, despite having accurate information, and having to watch them fumble about when you told them the solution from the start (most often witnessed in customer service)

feel free to chime in i ran out of ideas much faster than i anticipated

Tumblr users will see a post mentioning a day if the week and just fucking black out and reblog it

I LOVE MY FRIENDS IF YOU ARE MY FRIEND AND YOU SEE THIS JUST KNOW I LOVE YOU SO SO MUCH !!!!!!!

I don't care if you think the "power of friendship" is a tired or cringe trope used in writing. Platonic love is real and makes life worth living. I would take a bullet for my besties. I experience things with them I never would by myself. They have expanded my world. To have a connection like that with one or multiple people is so so so important and such a huge blessing.

And if one of my ride-or-dies needs me to go on an epic quest to slaughter a fallen god, then motherfucker I'm gonna do it and then we're gonna hit Arby's afterward.