So I Was Reading Tgcf Book 5 Today And Honestly The Most Shocking Thing That Has Happened So Far Is That

So my mdzs book 5 finally arrived today and I love all the little stuff that came with it (my sister has mixed feelings abt the wangxian wall in our bedroom now but it's fine) but holy shit Wei wuxian I'm not sure if that was the best or worse love confession I've read. Dear lord my stupid stupid son he needs help. I'm glad he gave an actually sweet confession after but still. Wei wuxian my stupid son.

sometimes you need dialogue tags and don't want to use the same four

also it gets worse bc I've said multiple times "I'd date you" to her

how bad is it when the girl you are literally into say, to your face, "oh, I just don't know anyone who'd want to date me"

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Svsss is so unserious and it's soooo great. If you had told me a character gets punted and then a really big important fight happens immediately after I would not believe you if it was for any series other than svsss. Also, justice for Shang Qinghua the poor guy just keeps getting it

Ive had like the biggest urge to reread mdzs and it so weird cause like...I haven't even gotten the 5th book yet?? Like I'm just so obsessed I'm resorting to like the only form of content I know?? Like???

Does like anyone else hate standing still? Cause I'll be standing still and like my lega hate or smth. Maybe I just like walking? Idk

So, let me guess– you just started a new book, right? And you’re stumped. You have no idea how much an AK47 goes for nowadays. I get ya, cousin. Tough world we live in. A writer’s gotta know, but them NSA hounds are after ya 24/7. I know, cousin, I know. If there was only a way to find out all of this rather edgy information without getting yourself in trouble…

You’re in luck, cousin. I have just the thing for ya.

It’s called Havocscope. It’s got information and prices for all sorts of edgy information. Ever wondered how much cocaine costs by the gram, or how much a kidney sells for, or (worst of all) how much it costs to hire an assassin?

I got your back, cousin. Just head over to Havocscope.

((PS: In case you’re wondering, Havocscope is a database full of information regarding the criminal underworld. The information you will find there has been taken from newspapers and police reports. It’s perfectly legal, no need to worry about the NSA hounds, cousin ;p))

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