Greek Deities:

i don't know why

but downton abbey brings out something primal in me — primal as in when i was ten years old and aggressively writing undertale fanfiction, making bad fanart, and doing roleplays i'd be embarrassed to discuss now

like i've made an entire elaborate alternate timeline within like what five days

i am physically unable to stop drawing branson

literally what is it about this damn show!!!

Why are all the religious horror movies based on the catholic denomination? We need more protestant based horror. Give me backroads and church basements that look like the backrooms.

pros and cons of dating me

PROS:

i remember everything

even if someonemlike chappell roan or will wood asked to date me i'd probably refuse

CONS:

my diet consists of cupped mandarines, chips, and arizona tea

i remember everything

no good-at-math autism

@yamrownrown

What does your fave Magical Girl series say about you?

Sailor Moon: You're 1000% a Basic Bitch and proud of it! This is also probably your first introduction to the concept of queerness and shipping. Cardcaptor Sakura: You hate dubbed anime. You also pretend the manga doesn't exist, and you're Multi-Ship Trash. Shugo Chara!: You had/still have a crush on Ikuto Tsukiyomi. Madoka Magica: Get help. Just.... get help. Tokyo Mew Mew: You definitely got your fetish from this series. Doesn't matter what it is; you got it here. Mermaid Melody: Your favorite Disney film was The Little Mermaid and you carried that into anime. Princess Tutu: You like your fairy tales like you like your men: Hot, Angsty, and Homoerotic. Revolutionary Girl Utena: This was your bisexual awakening and your introduction of becoming an anime "Snob." Yuki Yuna is a Hero: You're Gen Z or younger. Wedding Peach: You're tired of pretending that love and marriage isn't what you want, and really, who can blame you? Full Moon wo Sagshite: You love cancer stories and idol anime. It probably also awakened a few things in you... Magic Knight Rayearth: You have a thing for classic Good vs Evil, Rescuing a Damsel in Distress tropes, except you are ALSO a slut for soul-crushing angst. Plus, you die a little inside when people praise CLAMP's works, but never mention this gem. Little Witch Academia: Your first fandom was Harry Potter, your next fandom was Sailor Moon, so what better combination than this?! Kamikaze Kaitou Jeanne: You went into it thinking it was like Sailor Moon, and stayed for the Lupin the Third vibes and religious discourse. Pretear: You 1000% make perverted jokes about this series. Iykyk.

(Add your own in the comments! This is all just for fun! ❤)

“these paper straws are biodegradable 🥰” bestie i know, they are biodegrading in my mouth

i tried so hard to make it as close to canon as possible 😭

anyway yeah the silly

EDIT: forgot to tag lmao @nekroligion i'm an idiot don't mind me please

People are disturbed by cwd spreading to humans right

But what about scrapie. The sheep version. Where they compulsively scrape up against anything in sight to the point of scraping away their wool.

Imagine that but people

You go into a hospital, youre a doctor. Youve been called to an influx of people with the same symptoms and they believe your expertise will be able to help.

People are scared and confused.

The patients are scared and confused.

You show up. And you see the patients rubbing up against walls and medical equipment and any surface they can get to, some had scrapes and grazes from dragging their flesh upon concrete walls, some had blistered and rashes. And some were so far gone that they had rubbed away chunks of their own skin leaving lesions and exposed flesh in their wake. They seem unbalanced, they cant help but smack their lips, theyre biting and scratching at their own skin near constantly if they arent scraping it away. You look at the walls and see blood rubbed off on them. You're stumped. You cant get them to stop. You keep trying but they just wont quit. They all have this look in their eyes that shows their fear and delirium. They stumble and cant stand on their own, and one by one they perish. In about a week, most of them are dead, by the next, the remaining follow suite.

You conduct an autopsy and nothing appears off, you check for fungi and bacteria and viruses but nothing appears ary.

Until you cut open their head and see the thousands of spongey holes punched through one of their brains that you finally understand what befell them.

she yearns for the tub water. disgusting.

The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy

I tried to scroll past this. I really did