Matzah Ball Soup

Empires smp god au

Pearl Goddess of the harvest and farming her title was literally the farmer pearl and in the past people kept track of harvest by looking at the phases of the moon and positioning of the constellations

Lizzie the trickster goddess of the ocean and government ocean because in season one she was a fish goddess and government because in season two she was a mayor and in both she is a scam artist trying to make a profit through morality ambiguous means

Joel god of thunder and art in canon he is the god of thunder and if anyone in empires was a art god it would be the guy that sculpted clones of himself and built stratos/mezalia

Katherine goddess order and balance and duality she fights evil by transforming from the pretty pink princess to the axe wielding warrior and as lady Katherine of the overgrown she is the one that is neutral the one that Try’s to keep order

Jimmy is The god of death for obvious reasons

Joey is the god of wealth and desire because he is a pirate and pirates like gold also he steals from false and really wants to get in xornoth s pants he also Katherine’s (understandable)

Shubble is the goddess of nature and the wild because her whole wolf thing she had going on in the first season of empires and the infected outlaw thing she had in season 2

Scott god of the passage of time and the four seasons (and rainbows) because he has connections to flowers (spring) in life series and stars in origin smp and winter in empires smp

Pix god of messengers and prophecies( he is in charge of the recaps that gives people information they might have missed also he is a prophet)

Fwhip god of fire and revenge because in both seasons of empires he has had a stubborn heated rivalry with jimmy and did not take the break up well also in art his hair is fire truck red

Gem goddess knowledge and magic because she as the wizard gem she is a powerful magician and because as the princess of dawn she teaches others about the sun god also the wizard gems empire is literally a school

Sausage love and family and lust because he is known for his platonic love (Hermes and Eddie and pearl) and let’s say his passionate spicy love( pole dancing and flirting)

Oli god of music and insanity he is a bard and who’s words make zero sense to everyone and watching him you get sensory overload ( he is the oldest but nobody believes him)

false goddess of mystery and adventure and new beginnings because she is lost her memory and is a very adventurous person also do to the lost memories she basically started from square one when she came to empires

It just kills me when writers create franchises where like 95% of the speaking roles are male, then get morally offended that all of the popular ships are gay. It’s like, what did they expect?

In stead of having canary symbolism Lizzie has anglerfish symbolism

Instead of a warning to the players that gets ignored Lizzie’s death encourages the players to be more reckless and it won’t be ignored 

Unlike jimmy Her death does not signal the escalation of distrust and betrayal because the tasks required them to do both and as a result there was already enough to satisfy the watchers 

The watchers this season are more entertained by the players suffering by their actions then suffering at the hands of others 

Au where the sbi are a family of animal shapeshifters Phil’s a crow technos a pig tubbos a goat fundys a fox Tommy’s either a raccoon or a baby chicken because grown crow Phil with a chick Tommy is adorable basically all of them are shifters but Wilbur who brings friends home from school and they stare as he introduces them to his family in there animal form’s they start to question Wilburs sanity like he’s crazy until the animals start taking and then they start to question there own sanity and all this happens because his family tried to mess with Wilbur and his friends

The most scene hot topic pastel color kitty hats ever made

Jimmy has this weird habit where he gets very attached to and obsessed his headgear so bad boy Jimmy could also have a hat specifically an edgy cat hat

This Is Also Fun To Visualize. Joel Gets Cool Sunglasses, Grian Gets A Steampunk Top Hat, And Jimmy's Over Here With A Helmet & Cat Ears. This Flavor Of BadBoys Is A Mess /aff

Death god jimmy wears a bolo tie and wears all black like a cowboy attending a funeral

 and there are mysterious slime stains on him to

He functions like the death reaper in that he takes the dead to the afterlife 

Where ever he goes he is followed by foggy mist like in a swamp but at the same time it gets scorching hot when he’s near like the desert

he’s why when your about to die your vision goes blurry and he’s the source of the light at the end of the tunnel

@weird-king-eli

Empires smp god au

Pearl Goddess of the harvest and farming her title was literally the farmer pearl and in the past people kept track of harvest by looking at the phases of the moon and positioning of the constellations

Lizzie the trickster goddess of the ocean and government ocean because in season one she was a fish goddess and government because in season two she was a mayor and in both she is a scam artist trying to make a profit through morality ambiguous means

Joel god of thunder and art in canon he is the god of thunder and if anyone in empires was a art god it would be the guy that sculpted clones of himself and built stratos/mezalia

Katherine goddess order and balance and duality she fights evil by transforming from the pretty pink princess to the axe wielding warrior and as lady Katherine of the overgrown she is the one that is neutral the one that Try’s to keep order

Jimmy is The god of death for obvious reasons

Joey is the god of wealth and desire because he is a pirate and pirates like gold also he steals from false and really wants to get in xornoth s pants he also Katherine’s (understandable)

Shubble is the goddess of nature and the wild because her whole wolf thing she had going on in the first season of empires and the infected outlaw thing she had in season 2

Scott god of the passage of time and the four seasons (and rainbows) because he has connections to flowers (spring) in life series and stars in origin smp and winter in empires smp

Pix god of messengers and prophecies( he is in charge of the recaps that gives people information they might have missed also he is a prophet)

Fwhip god of fire and revenge because in both seasons of empires he has had a stubborn heated rivalry with jimmy and did not take the break up well also in art his hair is fire truck red

Gem goddess knowledge and magic because she as the wizard gem she is a powerful magician and because as the princess of dawn she teaches others about the sun god also the wizard gems empire is literally a school

Sausage love and family and lust because he is know for his platonic love (Hermes and Eddie and pearl) and let’s say his passionate spicy love( pole dancing and flirting)

Oli god of music and insanity he is a bard and who’s words make zero sense to everyone and watching him you get sensory overload ( he is the oldest but nobody believes him)

false goddess of mystery and adventure and new beginnings because she is lost her memory and is a very adventurous person also do to the lost memories she basically started from square one when she came to empires

if you have multiple hcs, go with your fave or the one you have the most reasoning for

i'll go first with the objectively correct order: pearl oldest because Vibes, jimmy as the middle child because he's the punching bag (canary), grian as the youngest because of his chaotic gremlin energy

rb with your reasoning (read: propaganda) in the tags!

*listens to c!hannah playlist* *is never the same again* 

I love when people draw ranboo designs where his black and white half’s are not split evenly and neatly when it looks like splatter paint or something also love when his ears are big and floppy there adorable

smp motherinnit and mumza head cannon

They are known as the twin mother goddesses 

Motherinnit is the god of life water and the day she watches over the young 

Mumza is the god of death sky and the night she watches over the old