In The Bill Cipher AMA, Bill Commands His Fangirls To Form A Human Throne To Await His Coming. Subsequently,

one off gag from my notes

Your mother promised her firstborn to a demon. Your father promised his to a fae. And while you still live with your parents, you have some very unusual aunts/uncles.

My class asked a question, our history teacher said to ask the physics teacher, we asked the physics teacher, she said she didn't know and to ask the space teacher, and SHE ALSO DIDN'T KNOW! So tumblr, what is the answer?

Old people and drive-thrus are scary

Born to yap

Forced to comprehend language

adhdhom0, 10:07pm on a Tuesday

Yeah, because I live off spite!!!

Year 2025. A new drug was recently discovered that makes you unable to feel negative emotions for a few days without any drawbacks to your health. It’s easy to produce and costs like a pack of gum. Everyone takes it. But you absolutely don’t want to.

You are an alien assassin tasked with killing the human ambassador. Only to find out all your poisons like caffeine, chocolate, capsaicin, tabacco mint etc. Don’t work