Don't Invoke Bex's Name If You Don't Know What She'll Let Me Do.

"You can't be a lurker on tumblr." Yes, you absolutely can. I've been quietly reblogging things since 2014 and I haven't interacted with anyone in years.

*gives Bex a shiny gemstone necklace*

*gives Bex a shiny crown ring*

*gives Bex a shiny black and gemstone ring*

I JUST WANT HER TO BE SHINY!

Yeah, because I live off spite!!!

Year 2025. A new drug was recently discovered that makes you unable to feel negative emotions for a few days without any drawbacks to your health. It’s easy to produce and costs like a pack of gum. Everyone takes it. But you absolutely don’t want to.

oh i get it now! what happened fundamentally and irrevocably changed me forever

My son

Ouppy...

Apparently human blood has about the same amount of protein as the average protein shake. You just met Dracula at the local gym and he. is. absolutely. ripped.

quite fun to imagine fairy circles less as "trickster gods kidnapping humans from the human realm" and more as "fae scientists capture-tag-and-releasing humans back into the wild, hoping to one day understand the behavior of this bizarre feral gremlin species that keeps getting lost and wandering into the Fae's backyard"

Either Mr. Campbell pays that good (unlikely) or he runs around with like twenty odd jobs, trying to pay the bills.

So, since Camp Campbell is a SUMMER camp... what the fuck does David do the rest of the year? Like, what's his OTHER job??? WHAT DOES HE DO???????

[Monster High] i wanted to try merging G1&3 AND make them a bit more monstrous AND still keep the cute dorky kids quality AND wrangle the color scheme into cohesion... i just think it's fun how malleable they are

ok this happens for me i was talking to someone about it and i. dont think everyone does this so poll time. if you went somewhere (school, work, the store, etc) in your clothes do you immediately change out of them when you get home. Like having seperate clothes for at home. outside pants you cant wear while sitting on the bed because theyre been places you cant do that. its ok if youre already wearing going out clothes and you sit on the bed before you leave BUT if youve already been somewhere you absolutely cannot sit on the bed before you at least change your pants. But you gotta change your shirt too if you plan to lay down. that was kinda complicated but does anyone else do this please