Men Invented Dueling So They Could Shoot Hot Loads Into Eachother

gagging you with our red string of fate to shut you up for one fucking second

I wish I had a hairy chest like yours😞😔

don’t worry smooth king, you are hydrodynamic and can easily outmaneuver maritime predators

(scary dom voice) call the restaurant, slut. im too shy

no better ship dynamic than some evil queer platonic thing

manhandling is so fun like sure u can put me over there i don’t mind

I mean yeah I guess you could make me your blade, what with me being an empty vessel with no sense of self it would probably be pretty easy, but right now I'm kinda hungry so I can't really think about that. Oh, you'll feed me in order to establish a base, animalistic trust response in me? Fuck yeah that sounds great actually.

everything is a circle so we’ll be right back

[strained of voice and world-weary] woo-hoo!

i love my son %appdata%