If you’re being questioned about a murder by one of those hobbyist detectives. it is an absolute rule that you have to be washing the dishes or pruning some plants while talking, so that when they finally get around to asking a pointed question about where you were at the time of the murder you can freeze for a second with a knife in your hand. It’s enrichment for them you gotta understand. They thrive off of red herrings, it’s their favorite treat, so even if you have a rock solid alibi and weren’t involved with the murder at all you have to give them some reason to be suspicious of you. It’s what friends are for.
Our dads 🩵
Me when sg zombie au
anyway,. back to your usual queue'd posts.
You’re upset. I get it. I’m upset too. But there’s being upset by actual canon and upset by the personal fanon you’ve developed in your head. Aziraphale can and NeEDS to be critiqued, but he should get the same depth of analysis people are willing to give Crowley.,
And there’s a bias at times for fans of Crowley to set him upon a pedestal of perfection and excuse his actions.
Both are flawed. Both make errors. Although immortal and millions of years old, both are still learning at their own pace. They’re learning from humanity.
Perhaps you’re a huge DT fan and give the character Crowley the actual actor or other character’s he’s played personality. Perhaps you dislike MS and his Twitter presence and marriage and acting choices and give those dislikes to the character aziraphale.
Perhaps, deep down, you think chubby people should be groveling for their flaws and thin people you find hot require understanding.
It’s a little odd how fandom falls over themselves to forgive Crowley for any thing he says, anything he does- but if aziraphale had done the same thing, he’d get crucified. Even Crowley doesn’t blame aziraphale as much as fans do.
So go on. Write your essay on why everything aziraphale does is wrong, cold, cruel, and abusive to Crowley while Crowley’s choices deserve deep thought and care to their foundations. Crowley will be there waiting for aziraphale, understanding, even if you’ve written aziraphale off as unforgivable.
the way aziraphale is completely baffled by crowley’s voicemail when he calls his flat
“hello this is anthony crowley. you know what to do, do it with style.”
“i know who you are, you idiot. i telephoned you. listen—”
the way aziraphale has clearly never ONCE gotten crowley’s answering machine
what a fucking simp, running to the phone every time aziraphale calls. dork. i love him so much
Shout out to all the Black ppl that can no longer participate directly in the fandom they love because of the stresses of racism 👍🏾 you contain multitudes of value and I'm sorry that the color of your skin and the power of your voice makes people not want to acknowledge that.
Reblog to kill it faster
"you can't pick and choose what you like from canon" common misconception! yes you can
don't trust just anyone!….I guess!…
unstable teen who might be neurodivergent(up for debate)15 (pedos stay BACK)I LOVE SQUID GAMES GUYS
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