Relationship Goals ôヮô

‼️TW: SUICIDE, BLOOD, GUN‼️

Sorry for this

Mr. Gaiman, hey, Mr-can i call you Neil? Mr. Neil. I need the angel and his demon lover to hug. Like just once (several times). It doesn't even have to be romantic; it can happen for like a split second (5-78 hours) okay? It can just be a nice lil hug (Crowley needs to bury his head in Aziraphale's shoulder and Aziraphale needs to run his hands up and down Crowley's back soothingly) Mr. Neil? Neil? Dude, man, bro, I need this. Why are you walking away?

THE SILLIES

RING A RING A RINGG 🎶

peak philosophy in ao3 tags

Love him.

things that can realistically happen in squid game 3 that will absolutely shatter me

in-ho sacrificing himself to save gi-hun and/or jun-ho and telling them he’s making a “small sacrifice for the greater good”

in-ho telling gi-hun before his death that he’d “like to go home now” as his eyes slowly drift shut

in-ho sacrificing himself to save jun-hee and her baby since they remind him of his dead wife and unborn child

in-ho and jun-ho hugging before one of them dies

gi-hun carrying in-ho’s corpse

or in-ho carrying jun-ho’s corpse. his brother’s death serving as a wake up call for in-ho to realize how “wrong” the game is and for him to eventually join gi-hun’s side

or jun-ho carrying in-ho’s corpse as he cries and whispers to in-ho’s body that he’s taking him home now

I’m actually so scared right now and I hope I’m wrong :(

angry horny divorcees

in the same vein as my heartbroken slutty crowley, i present this messy makeup/brakeup(???) sex. i need them to be so so angry at each other once aziraphale visits earth but i also need them to be so needy. it has to be as aggressive as the first kiss. marks to say remember me you idiot and youre still mine but also fuck you.

i won't make a habit of it, but for now, enjoy the full versions on ao3

Therapy is expensive, toxic old men yaoi is free

Squid game hs au inspired by "unreachable ideal, mesmerizing angel" by @canonically47 on ao3. I love fluff fics where everyone just gets along and they are friends sigh OH MY GOD I JUST CHECKED AND IT JUST UPDATED OK I GOTTA GO

I sure as hell would've

If Jung-bae had said “Here comes the airplane!” I’m sure he would’ve eaten it 😒