Puppy Part Inspection, But Their Gloves Are Laced With An Aphrodisiac So When They Touch You, You Just

why is there a ps1 horror asset in my fridge

I LOVE PREDATORY WOMEN!!! I LOVE WOMEN WHO ARE PERVERTS!!! I LOVE WOMEN WITH DEPRAVED AND ‘GROSS’ KINKS!!!!

decided to take matters into my own hands and make em myself. full bush edition.

what did they put in the word faggot that makes it so hot to be called during sex

i’m so fucking sick of people taking aspects of historical gay sexuality and saying “but what if i made it squeaky clean and sexless so i can have it” sometimes not everything is for you babes!!! sometimes you don’t get to have everything!!!

LIKE TO CHARGE REBLOG TO CAST LET'S GET THIS FUCKER EXPLODEDED

seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors

New Mexico's Melanie Stansbury

we need to start romanticizing doing household chores in tank tops and sweatpants in the same way that we romanticize knighthood and i am not fucking kidding