"The Only Heaven I'll Be Sent To, Is When I'm Alone With You"

i hope i'm not just a tumblr blog to you but someone you'd pull into the bathroom at a party to make out with

here’s to all the weird little girls growing up into even weirder men

Art Sled Rally at Powderhorn Park!

via Axios Twin Cities

#Minnesota #Minneapolis

hey google whats the best way to get pretty freaks on my dick without actually having to go out and talk to people

I'ma just leave these here for like... *Cough* Research purposes and such.

dry humping for hours with lots of biting and hair pulling that turns into ripping off each other's clothes because just friction isn't enough

Shoutout to kinksters with chronic pain. Yall are loved and appreciated

Taking nudes isn’t easy on your joints. Being on your knees for a beautiful tranny is not easy bro, I see you<3

sometimes I almost forget slut is a derogatory term. it's so friend shaped to me. I love when things are slutty. I love sluts and slutting it up. it's a cute word. make every day sluttier than your last. sluttttt

bro your whimsy. you forgot your fucking whimsy. your solemn and somber attitude is scaring the hoes